August 9, 2016
It’s just this kind of intolerance that will deny our kids the joy of AIDS
It was just last year that switch-hitting perennial weirdo and foremost celebrity hero of Alex Jones’ Infowarriors, Charlie Sheen, announced he was literally pozzed AF. Thank God he is now promoting traditional marriage and less overall degeneracy in the entertainment media!
Oh wait, he’s actually just being his ridiculous self again.
US actor Charlie Sheen, who announced last year he is HIV-positive, said other celebrities should come forward if they have contracted the virus to help lift its stigma.
In an interview with German Playboy released Tuesday, the “Two and a Half Men” and “Platoon” star said famous people infected with the AIDS virus had a responsibility to speak out.
And we all know “prejudice” is always evil and, well prejudiced, right fam? I mean, if you’re afraid of having a nice session of mass crack rock consumption and unprotected sex with Charlie Sheen (nee Carlos Irwin Estévez), you might actually be the worst person in the world.
He goes on to say –
“It would be good if more celebrities announced that they are infected with HIV. That would help things.”
I agree wholeheartedly with Charlie on this point. With our medical privacy laws, it is very hard to locate and isolate these walking biohazards. If they all came out publicly, it certainly would help things.
But it’s not about Charlie Sheen. Charlie Sheen wants you to know that.
The 50-year-old actor revealed in an interview aired on national television last November that he is HIV-positive.
He said he hadn’t sought the role of a public advocate but that it had been thrust upon him.
“People approach me on the street and congratulate me on having the courage,” he said.
Yes, his courage. It certainly takes a lot of courageous courage to smoke boxcars full of crack cocaine, pay thousands of dollars per hour to have unprotected sex with glorified whores, and contract AIDS, probably from the gay sex no one knew about until he was outed. No worries folks, I’ll spare you those pics. But yeah, it’s not like he just decided to tell his story one day.
“Whether I want to or not, It is important to teach about sexually transmitted diseases.”
It is important to teach about how to avoid STDs, but should we be taking lessons from a deranged poly-sexual coke fiend who tells girls he can’t give them AIDS?
Sheen stressed that he had turned his back on his bad-boy ways and aimed to make productive use of his life.
“I want to stay healthy and do good. I want to make peace with the past, live in the present and look toward the future,” he said.
Okay, that wasn’t a mindless platitude or anything.
So, with all this going for him, who better to ask political advice?
Asked about the US presidential election, Sheen warned against Republican hopeful Donald Trump, calling him a “catastrophe”.
“He’s a damn clown. This circus had better get out of town before it hits the Oval Office,” he said. “You’d be better off voting for me.”
This is either one of the most self-unaware statement of the 21st century, or it’s a genius method of giving Glorious Leader a backhanded endorsement.
Charlie’s no genius though, so I think we can narrow it down to rank hypocrisy and bald-faced stupidity.
I don’t think Trump will suffer any if the nations crackheads and sex addicts don’t vote for him as a block.
Hey Charlie, thanks for the endorsement!
The 2016 presidential race and all it’s peripheral action is just gonna get weirder and weirder. As Hunter S. Thompson famously said, “When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”
This lol-o-coaster ride is just getting started!