October 20, 2016
These grandmas are more anti-establishment than Eminem will ever be. They also make one heck of a potato salad.
One of the most annoying aspects of American culture is how people affirm the party line while being so narcissistic that they pretend they’re badass untamed special snowflakes for doing it. But in truth, in 2016 America it’s way more defiant of the power structure to take a picture of yourself holding your infant child and wife than it is to be a 44 -year-old adolescent grabbing your crotch and flipping the bird.
Apparently Feminem’s agents and PR people haven’t gotten the memo. He’s now going to try and work what’s left of the wigger vote for the Hillary campaign.
While the rapper had his moments, it’s all been declining since “Slim Shady LP,” becoming more and more lame and self-absorbed by the minute, while trying to cling to the “bad boy image” cultivated for him in a board room full of corporate Jews like Paul Rosenberg. A song from his new album nobody wants to hear (Moon Man has long surpassed Feminem in the rap world) was just released:
Don’t worry I’m working on an album! Here’s something meanwhile. https://t.co/QX3cdpqFD2
— Marshall Mathers (@Eminem) October 19, 2016
Here are some of the lyrics:
You want some? Come and get some, boys!
I’m givin’ Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course
On excessive force and pressure points
And dressin’ George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange
Dress and four inch heels to address the court
With a bullseye on his back, his whole chest and torso
Are left on the doorsteps of Trayvon’s dad as a present for him
A bunch of Trump supporters underwater
Snuck up on ’em in Ray Bans in a gray van with a spray tan
It’s a wrap, like an Ace bandage
Don’t-give-a-fuck persona, to my last DNA strand
E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs with the stagehand
She wants kielbasa, pre-arrange an escape plan
Three-inch blade on point, like a See-and-Say
Consider me a dangerous man
But you should be afraid of this dang candidate
You say Trump don’t kiss ass like a puppet
‘Cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin’
And that’s what you wanted
A fuckin’ loose cannon who’s blunt with his hand on the button, who doesn’t have to answer to no one – great idea!
To hear this guy talk about his don’t give a fuck persona, then a few lines later clutch his pearls parroting some system talking point verbatim about Trump is so typical of these kinds of people.
With famous men shilling for the government and plutocracy, you have heavily tattooed muscle tough guys like Henry Rollins, who has carved a niche for himself doing this kind of stuff, and on the women’s front, the gross sack of osteoporosis Madonna has worked the sexual obscenity angle, offering free blowjobs to the handful of Pajama Boys in exchange for a Hillary vote.
Cursing, tattoos, obscene public sex acts and acting all gangsta against enemies of powerful Wall Street Jews just isn’t resonating anymore. Masking hyper-conformity as a manifestation of uniqueness and chic rebellion is one of the more subtle ways Jews have traditionally incited and mobilized young people into doing their bidding, but the new counter-culture we (the alt-right, for lack of a better term) are building is far more effective: it’s genuine grassroots rebellion.
Since Eminem’s album isn’t finished yet, I’ve come up with my own rap verse for him to recite. I’ll be sending it to his producer Paul Rosenberg:
Checking my white privilege, Cuz I don’t give a fuck
My n-words share my wife, I’m a Gangsta Cuck
You report about “black crime”, but that’s not polite
Yo, come to Detroit and say it, pussy ass alt-right!
I got balls like grapefruits cuz I speak my mind
Though I made my millions, sellin’ my behind
Donald Trump says he grabs asses and that offends me
I’m a tough muthafucka, you’re not allowed to politically disagree
If you wanna make a statement, within bounds set by Goldstein
Sign up, stand up, vote: Hillary 2016
This is what someone who genuinely doesn’t give a fuck looks like.