September 28, 2019
Can you imagine the frustration of the ayy lmaos?
They keep hovering over cities, deserts, highways and trying pretty much everything to answer the very important question they’ve came to ask.
Is there any intelligent form of life on Earth?
Despite the ayy lmaos‘ best efforts, people have yet to contact them.
I guess watching Netflix is more important than saying hi to the weird flying object that comes hovering to check on you from time to time.
A snake-like UFO that has been seen across the US appears to have finally returned to the spot of its first sighting.
The mysterious object was first spotted way back in June when a YouTuber discovered a bright light above the Mojave Desert in California.
Since then, footage of the UFOs have emerged in Wyoming, New York and Washington.
The videos have become so regular, in fact, that a former police detective told Daily Star Online the US government could be silently monitoring them.
And now, a clip has surfaced seemingly showing the snake-like UFO reappearing over the Mojave Desert.
The footage, taken by a YouTuber who wants to remain anonymous, shows a long black object slowly moving along the horizon.
He notes in the clip that it is “slowly moving from left to right while tilting occasionally”.
“It’s elongated and cigar-shaped,” he continues.
“It is not a blimp, or big and fat and round.”
The cameraman has since spoken to Daily Star Online about the bizarre sight.
“I have no idea what it could be,” he said.
“One follower suggested it could be an unmanned drone, but I couldn’t verify that.
“I was amazed that it was happening in broad daylight. I couldn’t identify it so I recorded it.”
How about you start waving your arms and yelling at it to notice you instead of silently recording it from a distance like a creep?
“WE’RE HERE! PLEASE REMOVE THE JEWS!”
It should be up to everyday people to say hi and contact these ayy lmaos. Do people really want the government or some random agency to represent them before these flying objects?
We should be talking to these things ourselves. If they didn’t want normal people to contact them, they wouldn’t be flying around everywhere trying to get normal people to see them.
What are we waiting for?
Let’s build some signs.
Let them know we notice them, lest they think we’re just ants mindlessly commuting to work for the colony.