Sloppy Fat UN Chief Warns That His Super-Heated Farts are Going to Put Us All on the Highway to Hell

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
December 2, 2019

I don’t believe in the warming hoax, but I could believe that this fat sonovabitch’s farts are warming the area in a mile-wide circumference. How much does the beast weigh? 600 lbs? When he farts the entire building must shake!


U.N. Secretary-General Antonio Guterres said Sunday that the world’s efforts to stop climate change have been “utterly inadequate” so far and there is a danger global warming could pass the “point of no return.”

Speaking before the start Monday of a two-week international climate conference in Madrid, the U.N. chief said the impact of rising temperatures — including more extreme weather — is already being felt around the world, with dramatic consequences for humans and other species.

He noted that the world has the scientific knowledge and the technical means to limit global warming, but “what is lacking is political will.”

“The point of no return is no longer over the horizon,” Guterres told reporters in the Spanish capital. “It is in sight and hurtling toward us.”

Delegates from almost 200 countries will try to put the finishing touches on the rules governing the 2015 Paris climate accord at the Dec. 2-13 meeting, including how to create functioning international emissions trading systems and compensate poor countries for losses they suffer from rising sea levels and other consequences of climate change.

Guterres cited mounting scientific evidence for the impact that man-made emissions of greenhouse gases are already having on the planet, including record temperatures and melting polar ice.

But he insisted that his message was “one of hope, not of despair. Our war against nature must stop and we know that that is possible.”

Yeah, “war against nature.”

More like stopping our “war against not paying crippling taxes to a global government, eating bugs and buying a $90,000 Tesla.”

Show us some more fake charts, fat faggot.

“Precious peasants, my name is Señor El Nino Del Taco, and here’s another fake graph that shows why white people have to eat bugs and buy $90,000 sports cars, thank you very much. Now I’m going to go stuff tacos down my throat and fart and stink up my office until my staff starts vomiting, please think of the screaming street sluts, all they want is a future where they can bob their heads on dick in weather that is 0.3 degrees cooler, because they’re all planning to get nearly as fat as I am.”

Do another PowerPoint for the media using more fake charts. It will be good for the NGOs that are paying millions to organize a global child crusade, you fat bitch.

Then talk about hope vs. despair and a brighter future for the children, as you sit there dreaming of a machine that could shove tacos down your throat, which sometimes constricts when you eat because there is so much fat in your esophagus lining.


This sentimental crap has gone past the limit.

These fat boomers getting up there and sobbing, these young sluts out there in the streets – too much.

Seriously, just play Megadeth at these conferences.

You can also play AC/DC’s “You Shook Me All Night Long.”

The chorus to that song was originally written when Angus was forced to stay on the same floor of a hotel in the Yucatan as Señor El Nino Del Taco and he kept farting and causing the building to “shake all night long.” They had to change the lyrics to make it about a woman because they were accused of fat shaming and Del Taco threatened to send “an army of jailbait sluts” to protest their concerts.