January 10, 2020
If there were a lottery only for whores, then this whore on the right just hit the jackpot.
Hunter Biden, the son of presidential candidate Joe Biden, is the “biological and legal father” of a child he fathered with an ex-stripper, an Arkansas judge ruled Tuesday, contradicting the younger Biden’s previous denials that he had any role in the pregnancy.
In an order establishing paternity, Independence County, Ark., Circuit Judge Holly Meyer noted that the results of DNA tests indicated Biden was the father “with near scientific certainty,” and instructed the Arkansas Department of Health to issue a birth certificate listing Biden as the father of 29-year-old Lunden Alexis Roberts’ child.
Roberts, who The New York Post reported was a stripper at a Washington, D.C., club that Biden patronized, received “primary physical and legal custody” of the child. In previous filings, Roberts told the court that Hunter Biden “had no involvement in the child’s life since the child’s birth, never interacted with the child, never parented the child,” and “could not identify the child out of a photo lineup.”
Biden “shall have visitation with the child as agreed between the parties,” Judge Meyer ruled.
The next hearing in the case is now set for Jan. 29 at 9:30 a.m. ET, to address “temporary child support for the minor child and other matters,” the judge wrote, adding that the parties have until Jan. 16 to comply with all “pending discovery” which is currently “past due.” Another hearing is set for the morning of March 13 to handle any remaining discovery issues, with a final hearing on May 13 to set “permanent child support for the minor child.”
Imagine getting a twenty-year mortgage just to pay for one night with a ludicrously expensive prostitute.
Now, imagine that that prostitute had beaver teeth, a bad nosejob, and a fake silicon shiny orange face like Donald Trump with butter sprayed on.
That is what this court has decided that Hunter Biden did.
There is only one way to be denied your reproductive choice in the West, and that is to be a man.
For a woman to become responsible for a child, she must first decide to not take the pill, or get a IUD or an implant.
Next, she must have sex.
Then, she must not get an abortion – which must be cheap and easy to get, since black women get them all the time, despite being stupid and having no money.
Finally, she must decide to not just ditch her baby at the hospital, which she can do legally and anonymously.
If she completes all of these steps, she becomes responsible for her child in the sense that she can make all of the decisions for its life, but still not in the sense that she has to pay for it. She can pay for it if she wants to, but if she doesn’t, the government will force a man or all men to pay for it, in the form of child support or welfare and food stamps.
For a man to become responsible for a child, he must first have sex.
Then, there is no second step. That’s it. Everything beyond that point depends on the woman’s choices, and depending on those choices, he may have to pay her enough money to buy a Boomer a house in the 1970s. Even if she is a literal prostitute, the cost of this is not priced into her original fee, even though each of her clients has about the same chance of fathering her whorespawn – unless she specifically chooses the richest one.
It’s like an amusement park ride where, if it breaks down, you have to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for them to fix it. Also, if you make more money, you have to pay more money, and they will sabotage the ride at any time based on your perceived ability to pay.
On the plus side, the ride is pretty thrilling.
That is what having recreational sex with women is.
For some of you, this is the ride that you are on.
In a separate order, Meyer also dismissed attempts by a private investigation firm D&A Investigations to join the case, saying the company’s pleadings were frivolous and that future attempts might incur a contempt citation.
D&A claimed Biden was the subject of multiple criminal investigations and had been involved in a $156 million counterfeiting scheme, which Biden’s legal team said were transparently false attempts to get media attention. Additionally, D&A said it had linked Biden to an identity-theft scheme, but provided no evidence — and, the firm didn’t explain why its filings were relevant to the paternity case.
Still, the paternity disputed has presented headaches for the elder Biden ever since a court filing showed that DNA results indicated he was now a grandfather. Joe Biden tangled with a Fox News reporter on camera when asked about that development in November.
“I’m wondering if you have a comment on this report, and court filing, out of Arkansas, that your son Hunter just made you a grandfather again,” Fox News’ Peter Doocy asked.
“No, that’s a private matter and I have no comment,” Biden fired back before attacking the reporter.
“Only you would ask that,” Biden said. “You’re a good man. You’re a good man. Classy.”
If he wins the nomination, it will be interesting to see how hard they try to “private family matter” this, after all those months of parading Stormy Daniels around.