Should Have Stuck to Smuggling OxyContin and Moonshine – Smuggling Eyeballs is X-Treme

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
June 12, 2018

Smuggling eyeballs is a bizarre act.

Where do you even get them?

How much are they worth?


A Kentucky State Police Trooper, a retired State Police Colonel and a County Coroner, have been charged with transporting moonshine and eyeballs.

According to the Associated Press, Scott County Coroner, John Goble, and retired State Police Lieutenant colonel, Mike Crawford, were indicted Thursday on multiple counts of receiving stolen property. The charges stem from the theft of $40,000 worth of ammunition and weapons. State police began investigating the theft in December and placed Master Trooper Robert M. Harris on unpaid leave. He’s accused of providing stolen items to Goble and Crawford.

Harris has been indicted of unlawful taking and second-degree forgery. Goble also is accused of transporting a pair of donor eyes and moonshine, as well as possessing 90 oxycodone tablets.

But again – pretty cyberpunk, no?

I didn’t even realize you could transplant eyeballs.