Shapeshifter Merkel Tries to Keep Her Human Skin On During Official Ceremony

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
July 11, 2019

Every time that Merkel hears the German anthem, she starts reacting violently to it and her evil reptilian body has a hard time maintaining its form.


German Chancellor Angela Merkel was seen visibly shaking during another high-profile diplomatic meeting, this time as she welcomed Finnish Prime Minister Antti Rinne as the countries’ anthems played.

Merkel has repeatedly played down concerns over her health in recent weeks following high-profile episodes of shaking in public during meetings with other world leaders.

It’s like watching Venom being exorcised. The sound waves of the German anthem cause Reptila-Merkel great pain.

One time might have been a fluke, two times a severe medical problem, but three times is a clear-cut case of demonic possession. And while demonic possession/reptoid ancestry should be grounds for immediate impeachment, this is sadly not the case in our sick modern society.

Prior to this instance, she appeared unsteady and in distress when meeting Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky in mid-June as the national anthems of the two countries blared at an event in Berlin.

See, it’s the anthems. Patriotic music is her kryptonite. Actually, now that I think about it, it could be anything that’s patriotic, really.

I don’t think that Germany has ever had to suffer under a leader who felt physically and violently ill at the sight of the national flag or at the sound of the national anthem.

You know, on the one hand, this kind of honesty is rare to see in a politician, but on the other hand, can a reaction this visceral really be considered moral and open-handed? I mean, it’s one thing when politicians fake their love for the country and use it to mask their real policies. This engenders a bitter and cynical reaction in the electorate which gets jaded over time.

But in Merkel’s case, she’s made no qualms about expressing distaste for her country on multiple occasions, and she remains Chancellor either because of or despite that.

So I can’t even attack her for her dishonesty.

If anything, Merkel is a very honest politician. Maybe some of the host’s Germanness rubbed off on the Reptilian body-snatcher who stole her skin in the 80s because her whole body and being don’t even try to hide her true feelings. So on some level, I think I respect her more than most politicians.

Reflecting on my own life, I too have felt shivers of revulsion when surrounded by Poz and diversity, but to my shame, I’ve done a much better job of hiding these feelings.

Merkel, on the other hand, don’t give a fuck.

She’s up there showing disrespect to the whole world, warming up for the afterparty where she and Theresa May plan to get White girl wasted and do some popping and locking with EU bureaucrats as Die Antwoord blares in the background.