April 3, 2019
You know President Trump is confused about whether or not the border wall is being built, and now you can see he’s also confused about his father’s birthplace.
He’s mixing up his grandfather’s birthplace with his father’s birthplace, or maybe he’s straight-up mixing up his grandfather with his father.
Artificial sweeteners are not good for the brain. He should stop with the Diet Coke thing.
President Donald Trump is confusing his father and grandfather when it comes to his German ancestry.
“I have great respect for Angela, and I have great respect for the country,” he said, referring to German Chancellor Angela Merkel. “My father is German, right, was German, and born in a very wonderful place in Germany, and so I have a great feeling for Germany, but they’re not paying what they should be paying.”
Trump’s father, Fred, was born in New York City. The president’s grandfather, Friedrich, was born in Germany.
By now we’ve all seen at least a few instances of Trump displaying signs of deteriorating mental function.
Something is wrong with Trump. It might be the Diet Coke, it might be his daughter poisoning the Diet Coke, it may be some kind of satanic Jewish ritual magic, or he might just be losing his faculties due to age.
Whatever the case, this is a different man than the one we elected.
But although the mystery is interesting, solving it doesn’t offer any immediate benefit because his presidency has already failed. There is nothing he can do now to set things straight, short of assuming direct control of his own brain and firing Kushner.
It could happen. But it’s not likely to happen.
Trump has run out of time. 2020 is right around the corner and he’s surrounded by traitors and blood-sucking ear-poisoning rats.
He should have known better, but I don’t think we can really blame him. He tried, he really did. He trusted his family, but his family was already poisoned, and the poison got to him.
There is no point in hating him, but there’s also no point in closing our eyes and pretending he isn’t failing.
He is failing.
There is no wall, there is no America First, America isn’t great again yet, and now he wants to flood it with foreign invaders because of so many mysterious new factories no one has ever seen pictures of.
Andrew Yang is not surrounded by Jews right now, so he has a better chance of not being mind-controlled and ear-poisoned by venomous snakes.
This is where we should be focusing our efforts. We have to secure the bag by making Andrew Yang the next President of the United States.
Not only is he planning to fix stuff no one has even mentioned, but he’s also going to do all of that with Chinese efficiency and dedication.
New policy #6 – the Canine Dividend. GDP continues to go up and up, while the number of dogs per household has remained stagnant. Nothing would do more to improve the mental health of every American than providing them with 1,000 dogs per month https://t.co/Ozh1uxklUW
— Andrew Yang (@AndrewYang) April 1, 2019