October 15, 2014
The retail giant Sears has pulled a gutless snake move and stopped selling a swastika ring on its website because the filthy rat Jews demanded it.
The ring – which was described by the Daily Stormer neo-Nazi website as “totally awesome to the max,” was listed in the “men’s punk rock style” jewelry collection.
“This gothic jewelry item in particular features a Swastika ring that’s made of .925 Thai silver,” the item description read. “Not for Neo Nazi or any Nazi implication. These jewelry items are going to make you look beautiful at your next dinner date.”
After Jewish tears threatened to flood out the entire business like Noah’s arc, a Sears representative Tweeted: “This item is a 3rd party Sears Marketplace product that does not abide with our guidelines and is being removed.”
In response to the removal of the swastika ring from the company’s website, Daily Stormer publisher Andrew Anglin has announced that he is withdrawing all support for the department store, saying “I thought you guys were cool, but it turns out you’re a bunch of Jew-loving faggots.”