March 13, 2017
If you were thrilled by Scottish Independence Vote, get ready.
Because Scottish Independence Voting just got a whole lot Scottier.
From the producers of Scottish Independence Vote:
Scottish Independence Vote II: A Right Bloody Scottening
Starring Nicola Sturgeon as “Spanky MacSaggy” and the Jews as “The Jews.”
From acclaimed executive producers Angela Merkel and the Jews.
Directed by Alex Salmond and the Jews.
Nicola Sturgeon has confirmed she will ask for permission to hold a second referendum on Scottish independence.
Ms Sturgeon said she wanted a vote to be held between the autumn of 2018 and the spring of the following year.
That would coincide with the expected conclusion of the UK’s Brexit negotiations.
The Scottish first minister said the move was needed to protect Scottish interests in the wake of the UK voting to leave the EU.
She will ask the Scottish Parliament next Tuesday to request a Section 30 order from Westminster.
The order would be needed to allow a fresh legally-binding referendum on independence to be held.
Prime Minister Theresa May has so far avoided saying whether or not she would grant permission.
Responding to Ms Sturgeon’s announcement, Mrs May said a second independence referendum would set Scotland on course for “uncertainty and division” and insisted that the majority of people in Scotland did not want another vote on the issue.
She added: “The tunnel vision that SNP has shown today is deeply regrettable.
“Instead of playing politics with the future of our country, the Scottish government should focus on delivering good government and public services for the people of Scotland. Politics is not a game.”
And coming in 2018: Scottish Independence Vote 3: The Third Time’s the Scotland Charm.