Scientists Identify 24 “Superhabitable” Planets That are Better Than Earth

Great news, everyone.

Sky News:

A total of 24 “superhabitable” planets may have conditions more suitable for life than Earth and better stars than the sun, according to researchers.

The study, led by Washington State University, identified planets that were older, slightly larger, warmer and wetter than Earth.

They added that life could thrive more easily on planets which orbit changing stars with longer lifespans than the sun at a slower speed.

The 24 planets identified are all more than 100 light years away, meaning it is difficult to see them up close.

However, researchers have said that these findings could help inform future telescope observations.

One of the lead researchers, Professor Dirk Schulze-Makuch, said: “With the next space telescopes coming up, we will get more information, so it is important to select some targets.

“We have to focus on certain planets that have the most promising conditions for complex life.”

Now that we have the planets identified, we just need to build the spaceships, and we will colonize them.

We will colonize them using Somalians, trannies and fat women.

We are going to colonize outer space with Somalian blacks, men with their penises cut off who take regular estrogen injections and have to dilate an open wound where their penis used to be every few hours using a device, and obese women who are actually healthy somehow.

This is the future: blacks, trannies and fat whore women going to outer space.

They are all just the same as normal heterosexual white men.

So you should have no trouble picturing a spaceship being operated by a Somalian captain with a crew of trannies and fat women.

If you have trouble picturing that scenario, you’re a subliminal hater.

The commander running the operation from earth?

He’ll be an Australian Aboriginal.

When he huffs gasoline it helps him solve complex space equations.

This is real, people.

This is the glorious future that tolerance has created.