San Francisco Shit Patrollers to Make $185K a Year

Daily Stormer
August 23, 2018

When your city is turning into a shithole, the smart thing to do is elect a shitholer

When San Francisco was majority White, it didn’t have its streets covered in shit.

Today, when Whites are less than half the population, the streets are covered in shit.

How much hatred and White supremacist indoctrination do you need to make a connection between those things?

San Francisco Chronicle:

Mayor London Breed, who won her election largely on a promise to clean up the city, is stepping up efforts to scrub San Francisco’s streets, including playing a bit of cat and mouse with her own city department heads.

Breed has taken to making unannounced walks through hard-hit neighborhoods — at times with reporters in tow — but without giving the police or Public Works officials the usual heads-up that in the past allowed for the cleanups that usually precede a mayoral visit.

“I don’t want the areas to be clean if it’s not clean on a regular basis. I want to see what everybody else is seeing,” Breed tells us.

And when Breed spots a problem, she texts the department head.

Third world problems require third-world solutions, don’t they?

Unfortunately for San Francisco, they elected a sheboon, so they don’t get the only good thing about diversity – the unintentional humor.

Now if they had elected some mongrel from south America instead…

Chavez had weekly TV and radio shows where people would call in or come in person and tell him about unfinished schools and potholes and stuff, and he’d fix them.

Not the most effective way to run a country, but if you’re in a majority brown country, this is probably the best type of government you’ll ever have [Editor’s Note: *if you’re a majority brown country that has a large supply of oil that the government has nationalized at a time when the price of oil is exuberantly overinflated. -AA].

The sight of human waste, discarded hypodermic needles, trash and general grime is nothing new to anyone walking in downtown, in the Mission District or in any of a number of other San Francisco neighborhoods these days.

And, as Breed notes, “We’re spending a lot of money to address this problem.”

And it’s obviously working…

“We need to spend more money” – dumb bitch who works for the city

San Francisco Public Works has a $72.5 million-a-year street cleaning budget — including spending $12 million a year on what essentially have become housekeeping services for homeless encampments.

The costs include $2.8 million for a Hot Spots crew to wash down the camps and remove any biohazards, $2.3 million for street steam cleaners, $3.1 million for the Pit Stop portable toilets, plus the new $830,977-a-year Poop Patrol to actively hunt down and clean up human waste.

(By the way, the poop patrolers earn $71,760 a year, which swells to $184,678 with mandated benefits.)

That’s a lot of money you’re spending on something that could be solved by just getting rid of the diverse hobos.

But I guess you can’t do those things, because they’d be racist and filled with the hate and shit (I just made a great pun, didn’t I?).

At the same time, the Department of Public Health has an additional $700,000 set aside for a 10-member, needle cleanup squad, complete with it’s own minivan. The $19-an-hour needle cleanup jobs were approved as part of the latest budget crafted largely by former Mayor Mark Farrell.

The new needle crew is on top of the $364,000 that the health department already was spending on a four-member needle team.


Can’t you just use the same people for both?

I mean, you’re already paying them a shitload (Another one!) of money to do a job that isn’t overly complicated – you’re not putting a man on Mars (nor will you ever at this rate) – you’re just sweeping shit off the sidewalk, so why not pick up syringes too while you’re at it?

Or would that be some type of White supremacy too?

Breed is also leaning on Chief William Scott for more foot patrols.

“I’ve definitely had discussions with the chief and asked that beat officers be out there,” Breed said.

City officials say foot beats have nearly doubled in the past year, from 76 to 140 officers.

The problem, however, is that every time the cops arrest someone for a low-level, quality-of-life or petty street crime, the beat cops have to write up an incident report and transport the suspect to jail for booking, all of which takes them off the street.

Ah, so they are arresting them, but most likely they’re just releasing them back out again a few days afterwards.

“The responsibility is with everyone,” Breed said. “People shouldn’t be comfortable throwing their trash on the ground, and if people have recommendations on where they want trash cans, they can call 311.”

Yeah, that’s gonna fix everything…

San Francisco is a shithole, and it’s gonna remain a shithole until you get rid of all the shitholers in it.

Because countries and cities don’t look like laws or bits of paper or budgets, they look like the people who live in them, and no amount of money can change their genetics.

That’s why Hiroshima and Dresden both look better than Detroit.

Wish I weren’t so lazy, so I could make one with Dresden