March 5, 2020
Don’t watch this video.
Just trust me that it shows a man eating poop from his butthole.
It was filmed in San Francisco, and posted to Twitter by California Republican congressional candidate DeAnna Lorraine. Twitter deleted the video. Because that is just really gross.
Contrary to popular belief, however, if you have Coronavirus in your poop, you cannot get double Coronavirus by eating your poop.
San Francisco is a sad place.
In fact, all of America is a sad place.