Russia Calls Out Obama as Lame Duck

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
December 30, 2016

When is a monkey a duck?

When he’s Barack Obama, President of America.

wew lads.

Speaking of anthropomorphic ducks and monkeys and so on, after playing those 3 levels of that Sonic the Hedgehog Mario iPhone game and then being asked to pay $10 to continue the non-pleasure, I’ve been angry for days and thinking about platform games that did not suck.

How’s about a little of this for my early millennial friends?

NES Ducktales is how you do side-scrolling platformers, my Jap friends.

However, unless you’re going to start putting buttons on smartphones, you just need to give up on mobile platformers. It’s just not viable.