Rudy Giuliani Tests Positive for Coronavirus

The Orange Tyrant, who is in the midst of trying to undermine our sweet, precious, fragile democracy by claiming that it seems unlikely that Joe Biden got 14 million more votes than Barack Obama, has announced that his head honcho Rudy Giuliani has fallen ill with the deadly novel coronavirus.

The deadly virus, which the governments of the West have had to overload society to try to protect people from, only has a 99.97% survival rate, meaning that Giuliani, or “Rudy G.” as he is often called, is effectively a dead man walking.

Now would be a good time to repent, Rudy.

But it won’t do you any good.

God might forgive you for your sins, but COVID-19 never will.

Once COVID finishes with you, Hell will look like a cakewalk.