Rubio To Run as Independent: A Political Foam Party?

Daily Stormer
February 28, 2016

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Remember when it was Trump who was supposedly going to run as an Independent?

Remember — more recently — when it was believed that Rubio would set up a brokered convention to be declared the GOP nominee?

Ah, the good old days. Fond memories.

Now, Rubio has apparently given up any hope of actually securing the GOP nomination and seems set to continue his campaign as an Independent.


It seems that Marco Rubio and his establishment backers have either missed or completely ignored the memo.

Which memo, you may ask?

The memo which states — beyond any level of doubt — that Rubio is a sweaty, nervous choker twink that no one loves. Even “Bread Head Ted” Cruzman-Sachs is more popular.

Both, however, are no more than mere scree languishing at the base of Trump Mountain.


Rubio and Cruz enlarged to show detail.

While the GOP consulting firm is investigating the possibilities of an Independent Foam Party for him, Rubio has taken to telling pee jokes. Because you can’t spell “President” without a “P”. Or something.

Following the most recent GOP debate, Marco has been mentioning the Glorious Leader Trump’s appearance at the event:

Under the impression he was opening for an Adam Sandler stand-up show, Rubio said to a group of irrelevant people somewhere: “Then he asked for a full-length mirror. I don’t know why, because the podium goes up to here. Maybe he was making sure his pants weren’t wet. I don’t know.”

Sources say that Rubio has been repeating the same series of jokes over and over for a few days; exactly zero (0) people report being surprised by the news of this robotic repetition.