September 11, 2019
Today is the day to remember 911.
Though I don’t really know what we’re supposed to be remembering, there is something that I can remember that I’m never supposed to forget.
Basically, on September 11, 2001, some Moslems flew some planes into our buildings in New York, and they blew up. Probably, the Moslems were working for Jews, but who knows. Anyway, after that, we invaded a bunch of different countries. Now, we’re still at war with these countries, and invading new ones, and no one really knows why.
Also, we invited a bunch of Moslems who allegedly did the attacks into our country, and we’re also allowing them to run our government now.
So the thing you need to never forget about 911 is that… I don’t know, who knows, I forget.
What we really need to never forget is that six bagelion Jews were killed by Adolf Hitler and turned into lampshades during the Holocaust.
That’s the real never forget.
And because of that, we must give money to Jews – forever.
And this is why, as an American tradition, every year on 911 we remember the events of the Holocaust by sending even more billions and billions to the Jews.