March 28, 2020
Oscar-nominated actor David Carradine is most famous for dying while choking himself and masturbating in the closet of a Bangkok hotel room, which is really an epic way to die. Right up there with dying in a race car crash.
But Carradine is also famous for selling great products.
Check out this clip of him selling a hose you dance around with.
That piece of a hose makes you want to move a little, or maybe even a lot, and the more you do it the more it tells you to do that.
I don’t know if you can still get these hoses, because I need one, and I don’t think any old hose will do. I’ve seen some hoses in my time, and none of them ever told me to move around a lot. One time a hose told me to kill my wife, but I ignored it as I thought he was a bad influence.
That hose that he’s got also doesn’t have any limitations, and literally every single hose I’ve encountered has had an entire list of limitations.
I wonder if that’s the hose he used to choke himself to death during the masturbation accident?
The DVD of instructions on how to use the hose is still available on Amazon.
The reviews are excellent – literally 5 stars, and people seem really excited about this video that teaches you to slide about with this hose.
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that you’re gonna have a hard time finding another hose DVD on Amazon.com with reviews this positive.
It’s a little bit expensive.
But I’m going to use some of my Trumpbux to order it.
I recommend you do as well.
I’m not sure we’ll ever be able to find the proper hoses, but watching people use them is the next best thing – especially if you’re choking yourself and masturbating while watching it.
And I mean
Marissa Moses has got my attention.
The best thing after that is this kung-fu workout video from David Carradine.
I’ve never learned so much about increasing my mental powers by learning the movements of animals in my life.
This can help you replace aggressiveness with confidence, which is something I’ve been driving home for a while now. There is nothing masculine about aggressiveness, it is babyish and womanlike.
If you’re still dealing with aggressiveness, you might want to consider using your Trumpbux to buy the Kung-Fu Workout VHS tape on Amazon.com for a mere $2.25.
Other items you may want to spend your Trumpbux on include David Carradine’s AM & PM Tai Chi Workout for Beginners.
It can be purchased on Amazon.com for a mere $64.55.
This one was recorded after he starred in Quentin Tarantino’s hit film “Kill Bill,” which should put an end to rumors he was doing these workout videos and hose videos for any reason other than love of the art. He made big bucks with Kill Bill.
Thai hookers are only $30, and anyway he preferred to just masturbate.