President Trump Confirms That He has No Plan to Talk About His Ass

President Trump has been absolutely on fire lately.

The other day, someone told me: “yeah, he’s doing okay, but I think he should talk more about his ass.”

I was like, “no, no – I don’t think he should be talking about his ass at all! What a silly topic. He needs to stay focused on the issues!”

At a recent rally in New Hampshire, the President sided with me, declaring: “I don’t talk about my ass.”

It’s a good move and a winning strategy. No one wants to see a president up on a stage talking about his ass all the time.