July 27, 2015
Great news, friends.
Adolf Hitler has risen to the top of a global poll on who you would most want to see brought back from the dead.
The poll, featured on Ranker, is not scientific but it seems to be perfectly accurate.
Hitler is leading by a large margin (37830 votes at time of writing), with the hero of Moslems, Osama Bin Laden, in a far second place (18113 votes at time of writing).
Jewish icon Albert Einstein is in third place, apparently due to the high number of negative votes from people who hate Jews (EDITOR’S NOTE: Both Hitler and Bin Laden fans hate the Jews).
Others on the list include Freddie Mercury, lead singer of Queen who died of GRIDS, Bruce Lee, Master of Kung-Fu who died in a filming accident and Health Ledger, who played Joker in the second Christopher Nolan Batman film and died from pills.
Can’t Really Bring People Back from the Dead
It is important to remember that you cannot actually bring people back from the dead. However, the fact that so many people desire to see Adolf Hitler resurrected demonstrates that society is moving straight in the right direction.