December 3, 2017
Police have just thwarted a brave man’s attempt to battle an army of lizard people.
This is quite the unfortunate situation here. Police tasered and detained a man who was preparing to wage war against an army of lizard people. He was acting on information he obtained from a phone call with Donald Trump. The police are certainly going to feel stupid once these lizards reveal themselves.
A 55-year-old Eatonville man armed himself with an AK-47 and a pistol over the weekend to battle “the lizard people,” the Pierce County Sheriff’s Office said.
The man told law enforcement that President Trump had called to warn him.
The man ended up being sent to a hospital for treatment and a mental health evaluation.
Just after 8 p.m. Saturday, a witness called 911 to report a white Jeep Cherokee was stopped at 108th Street South and Pacific Avenue South in Parkland.
A state trooper later reported that a man got out of the Cherokee was was waving around an AK-47 and a pistol.
A number of troopers and deputies converged. The man put the guns back in the car. He was ordered to the ground, where he began to scream about “sending in the news” and “the lizard people,” the Sheriff’s Department said.
He resisted when officers tried to handcuff him. A trooper and a Sheriff’s Department deputy both used a Taser on him, the Sheriff’s Department said.
The Sheriff’s Department says the man told a deputy that he had “snorted methamphetamine to lose weight” and that he was taking prescribed morphine.
“The meth doesn’t make me crazy, man,” the Sheriff’s Department says the man told the deputy. “The lizard people are real!”
He said President Trump had called his house in Eatonville, warned about the lizard people and said the “alpha dragon” had taken his family hostage.
The man explained that he stopped at the Parkland intersection because the lizard people had surrounded him and because he needed to follow the president’s directions to fight them.
He made a scene to attract the news media so “his story could be documented for history,” the Sheriff’s Department reported.
I believe this man. Just because he was on meth doesn’t mean that he was saying inaccurate things. I’d also like to know more about this “alpha dragon” that he referenced. Maybe top lizard researcher David Icke can provide some insight into this.
And has anybody seen the Jew Mark Zuckerberg? There’s a great deal of evidence to indicate that he’s a real life lizard. PewDiePie dropped some serious facts about this situation.
Once we sort out the Jewish problem, we’ll definitely have to sort out this situation with the lizards. After all, there seems to be a strong connection between the Jews and the lizards.
Hopefully Trump will hold a press conference or post some tweets about this. Unfortunately, that might prove difficult since the “alpha dragon” is holding him and his family hostage. Even still, the American people have the right to know the truth about these lizards.