May 26, 2018
“Mommy, I think I have scurvy…” “That’s very nice honey, go show it to your dad. I have to look at these cat pictures.”
White men have developed wonders of technology that in past ages could have been put to the service of mankind. We could have had flying cars, automatic Jew soap manufacturing plants, orbital meme research platforms – the whole deal.
But instead, under the iron yoke of the Jews, all our creative genius is being poured into manufacturing nigger-appeasing technology, such as boomboxes, light-up shoes and graphical user interfaces for computers so that stupid people can use them.
White men only need a terminal to fulfill all their needs, such as programming and watching anime – like God intended.
But the worst invention of all was probably the smartphone.
These were initially inspired by scifi tech such as Star Trek’s tricorders.
Scientific instruments that could be used to communicate, store and retrieve information and analyse the environment.
But now, they’ve devolved into machines almost exclusively used to watch porn, get ego boosts from social media apps and browse shitty Facebook memes.
We all know where the good memes are. And there’s no smartphone app for it.
And now, these smartphones are distracting women to the extent where they’re neglecting their own kids on a large scale.
A second-grader wrote about how they wish cellphones were never invented, because they eat up so much of their parents’ time — and a photo of it has gone viral.
The child’s teacher, Jen Adams Beason, shared a photo of the unnamed student’s assignment on Facebook last Friday. It has now been shared more than 256,000 times.
Here’s what the assignment said (in the students’ words):
“If I had to tell you what invention I don’t like I would say that I don’t like the phone. I don’t like the phone because my panert are on their phone every day. A phone is sometimes a really bad habet.
“I hate my mom’s phone and I wish she never had one. That is an invention that I don’t like.”
Right in the feels. But wow, that teacher must be glued to her phone as well, because that is some shit-tier writing. I could do a lot better – and not just because I’m not 6. I blame the phones.
A study of 170 families in the US, published last year, found that children behaved worse when their parents spend too much time on their smartphones.
By “parents,” they of course mean mothers. Men aren’t glued to their smartphones all day. Except bugmen – but they don’t have kids, so…
Children sulked, whined, threw tantrums, and showed signs of hyperactivity or restlessness more when parents used smartphones while talking to their children.
Actions could be as simple as checking text messages during children’s playtime or mealtimes.
Modern tech is all about providing instant gratifications, often in the form of social feedback (upvotes, retweets and comments on posts) or artificial versions of our natural needs and desires (pornography, video games, videos of social interactions, etc.).
As such, someone who is constantly glued to this sort of tech will have a reduced desire to engage with real life activities, which can grant a similar (and generally more intense) satisfaction, but usually involve a lot more effort. That can definitely include taking care of children, or even interacting with your family in general.
The culprit isn’t even the phones themselves.
It’s all the psychologically manipulative applications being developed for them, with no social control from the government or anyone else, that cause the real damage.
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I do know one thing: if skanks weren’t getting infinite amounts of attention on social media and dating apps, they’d be a lot more dependent emotionally on the real men around them.
So it’s not surprising kids are getting the short end of the stick for the same reason.
The solution, of course, isn’t to ban phones.
Just ban women from having them.
Same thing with pants.
“Trousers,” you Britfags. Wow. “Trousers” is such a faggy word.
Might as well be calling your pants “twinkles.”