July 21, 2016
Don’t worry, nobody was killed, or even hurt. Except the terrorist. Worst. Attack. Ever.
These Hajis, man. Can’t they even blow themselves up right?
A man has driven a car filled with petrol bottles into a Sydney police station carpark on Thursday night in an attempted terror attack.
The man, who is said to be in his 60s and of Caucasian appearance, set himself on fire but the gas bottles did not explode after he rammed the vehicle into the underground carpark of Merrylands police station in western Sydney.
I don’t know what they mean, exactly, by his “Caucasian appearance.” Do they think people will be fooled into thinking this guy is a White Australian?
A White guys would have done this way more professionally. This is just embarrassing.
When Whites do terrorism, they run a tight ship. Not that we’d advocate doing anything like that, of course.
He is said to have initially tried to drive into the front of the police station, and claimed he had a bomb.
The station had been recently fortified after receiving threats including letters threatening attacks on ‘non-Muslims’ and pictures of severed heads.
Man, this guy doesn’t even know his terrorism 101 stuff.
Pro-tip: Don’t give your target multiple warnings months in advance about your future attack. It might give them the opportunity to “fortify” against your plans.
Your chief weapon is surprise.
The incident, which occurred about 7pm, was described by police as ‘a very deliberate attack’.
The man, who was arrested about 8pm, is known to police but is not believed to have any known links to a terrorist organisation.
He is said to have a history of mental illness.
The man was taken to Westmead Hospital and is in a very serious condition according to police.
No members of the public or police officers were injured during the operation.
We need more terrorism like this. Laughter is good for our health, you know?
It seems like Australia might be getting more and more terrorism. They’ve been hit pretty hard recently.
Still no plans to deport all your Moslems, Dingoes?
To be fair, Moslems are probably a minor nuisance compared with the rest of the crap Dingoes have to deal with. Everything is out to kill you in Australia.