June 3, 2015
A Jewess journalist, Ilana Dayan, recently conducted interviews with Monkey President Obama’s closest associates regarding the relationship between Israel and the Jewnited States under his presidency.
Among the interviewed was Jew David Axelrod, and he recalled a particularly interesting statement made by the Monkey President.
‘You know, I think I am the closest thing to a Jew that has ever sat in this office. For people to say that I am anti-Israel, or, even worse, anti-Semitic, it hurts.’