Now is the Time for the Global Rise of McDonald’s Delivery

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
March 23, 2020

McDonald’s is closing all restaurants in the UK.

Even though I thought the UK was all-in on spreading the virus on purpose.

BBC:

McDonald’s will close all 1,270 of its restaurants in the UK by the end of Monday, as fears over the spread of coronavirus escalate.

Nando’s has also said it has closed its approximately 400 restaurants in the UK “until further notice”.

Costa Coffee, sushi chain Itsu and sandwich bar Subway also planned to close their UK branches on Monday.

On Friday, Prime Minister Boris Johnson said restaurants and cafes must close, but exempted takeaway food places.

The three chains said they wanted to protect the wellbeing of staff and customers during the coronavirus outbreak.

McDonald’s employs around 135,000 people in the UK, the majority of which are on zero-hours contracts.

How ironic that all of the fired employees of McDonald’s are going to starve.

Let me tell you a story.

In foreign countries, McDonald’s delivers.

On bikes or other small vehicles.

24 hours a day.

Now is the perfect time to enact such a policy.

NOW NOW NOW.

And before you say “but it’s too cold in white countries to do deliveries on motorcycles” – my friend, let me tell you: in only 12 years, it is going to be as hot in the UK as it is in the Sahara Desert.

London 2032

Every single scientist on earth agrees on this simple fact.

As we are all burning up and being killed by viruses, the best option for the people is to be given free money and McDonald’s delivery, so we can burn up and die of viruses in peace while playing Doom Eternal.

Simple as.

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