April 18, 2018
HOLY SHIT TALK ABOUT NEWS ON A PLANE – I HAVE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF SOMEONE GETTING REAL LIFE SUCKED OUT OF A PLANE.
I HAVE SEEN IT IN SO MANY MOVIES – NOW IT’S REAL!
A woman who died Tuesday after an engine on a Southwest Airlines flight apparently exploded mid-flight has been identified and described as a “remarkable” woman.
Jennifer Riordan, of Albuquerque, New Mexico, was a mother of two and a Wells Fargo bank executive. She was taken to a Pennsylvania hospital in critical condition after Flight 1380 made an emergency landing at Philadelphia International Airport around 11:20 a.m.
Witnesses told WCAU that a woman was “partially sucked out” of an airplane window and shrapnel from the exploded engine smashed it, but it remains unclear whether Riordan was that passenger.
SO SHE WAS HALF-WAY SUCKED OUT AND HER BODY PLUGGED THE HOLE!!!!1
HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHITBALLS
SUCKED RIGHT THE FUCK OUT
STRAIGHT OUT OF MOTHERFUCKING GOLDFINGER