September 27, 2017
Not sure wtf this brown bitch is, but I’m sure as shootin sure I could watch this video of her crazy brown ass getting dragged off this plane a million times and still be laughing.
A woman was forcibly removed by two police officers from a Southwest flight from Baltimore to Los Angeles Tuesday after claiming to have a life-threatening pet allergy.
While the plane was boarding, the woman notified airline staff of her allergy after noticing two dogs on the plane, one a pet and another a service animal, Fox5 reports.
According to airline officials, the woman asked for the animals to be removed and that she needed to stay on the plane because her father was having surgery. However the airline said the woman was unable to provide the necessary documentation to prove her allergy.
“ME ME ME THE WHOLE WORLD IS ABOUT ME.” -All brown people and all women
NOTE: It doesn’t really stack – a brown man is about as solipsistic as a white woman and both are as solipsistic as this bitch.
Here’s the definition of “solipsism” for you bros who ain’t done learned dat werd.
Don’t feel stupid. It’s a college word.
But unlike most college words (I am philosophically anti-college word), it actually has unique and valuable meaning.
When people like myself speak against the use of “college words, we are generally talking about the use of archaic synonyms for a common modern words, or otherwise using purposeful obscure vocabulary in order to make yourself feel smart by trying to make others feel stupid.
I should probably write a separate article about the “college word” concept.
Or I could just inject my thoughts on it into an already super-interesting NEWS ON A PLANE article.
“Our policy states that a customer (without a medical certificate) may be denied boarding if they report a life-threatening allergic reaction and cannot travel safely with an animal onboard,” the airline said in a statement.
Airline staff reportedly asked the woman to exit the plane multiple times, but after refusing, local law enforcement arrived on the scene, forcibly removing her despite her objections.
Another passenger on the flight, Bill Dumas, captured the incident on video, which shows multiple police officers attempting to drag the woman off the plane.
The woman can be heard yelling “don’t touch me” and says the officers “ripped her pants.” As officers struggle with the woman, they yell at her to walk, and one is heard saying “geez lady, get off the plane.”
Dumas told CBS News that the woman’s behavior was “odd” and the officers were “doing what needed to be done.”
P H Y S I C A L R E M O V A L
THAT’S WHAT I LIKE TO SEE.