New York Revolt: People Spam De Blasio’s Corona Snitch Hotline with Pictures of Their Dicks

De Blasio’s snitch line is blowing up.

People are finally starting to get mad over the lockdown.

Imagine how mad they’re going to be when they find out the economy has collapsed.

New York Post:

Mayor Bill de Blasio’s critics let him know how they really felt about him ordering New Yorkers to snitch on each other for violating social-distancing rules — by flooding his new tip line with crank complaints including “dick pics” and people flipping the bird, The Post has learned.

Photos of extended middle fingers, the mayor dropping the Staten Island groundhog and news coverage of him going to the gym have all been texted to a special tip line that de Blasio announced Saturday, according to screenshots posted on Twitter.

One user sent the message “We will fight this tyrannical overreach!” to the service and got an automated message that in part said, “Hello, and thank you for texting NYC311.”

“F–k you!” replied @MorganLSchmidt1, along with a meme showing Adolph Hitler and the words “TO THOSE TURNING IN YOUR NEIGHBORS AND LOCAL BUSINESSES — YOU DID THE REICH THING.”

“Start flooding their reporting text numbers with this pics!” the tweet added.

Other profane messages included a photo of a bowl of gummy candies in the shape of male genitalia and a sign saying “EAT A BAG OF D–KS.”

It was not immediately clear whether any of the posters actually lived in New York City.

An NYPD source said that “dick pic” photos of real penises have also been texted to 311, and a caller phoned in a tip that de Blasio was seen performing oral sex on someone “in an alleyway behind a 7-11” early Sunday.

“He looked at me…and coofed in my direction,” the caller said, according to a photo of the 311 operator’s computer screen provided to The Post.

“Hitler would have locked us up because of the flu,” “bag of dicks” – this is the normiest of normies pushing back.

Donald Trump could use this sentiment to stage a coup. He could get everyone angry at the governors. He could just blame them for all of this, tell people they’re the ones who collapsed the economy. He could also blame the media. Then he could start having people arrested. People would support it.

Instead he’s blaming China, which can only lead to a war or to nowhere at all.

Maybe Trump simply doesn’t have the will to seize control during this crisis and have his enemies all rounded up and executed by secret tribunals.

Maybe he’s just going to let the Jews seize even more power, while he sits around tweeting.

But I’m still rooting for him.

Maybe he’ll surprise us.