We only have 46 seconds to save the world from a global warming apocalypse.
If you don’t eat a cheeseburger made of insects in the next 12 seconds, it’s all over for everyone.
You only have 3 more seconds to pay 80% of your income in taxes to the UN to stop the earth from being engulfed in flames.
A United Nations report released Thursday compiles the latest scientific findings on climate change and shows a gathering disaster unless nations take swift, dramatic action to curb greenhouse gas emissions.
The report’s key message is that global warming is occurring more rapidly, and with more quickly worsening effects, than most past models had predicted. Within the next five years, there is a 40 percent chance that the world may breach the threshold of 1.5 degrees Celsius of warming previously identified by scientists and world governments as the hoped-for limit.
“We have reached a tipping point on the need for climate action. The disruption to our climate and our planet is already worse than we thought, and it is moving faster than predicted,” U.N. Secretary-General António Guterres said in a video message that accompanied the release of the report. “This report shows just how far off course we are.”
Already, the U.N. reports, “the global average mean surface temperature for the period from 2017–2021 is among the warmest on record, estimated at 1.06 °C to 1.27 °C above pre-industrial (1850–1900) levels.”
Yahoo! News has a “climate editor.”
The shocking thing is that he’s from Rwanda.
Oh no, actually he’s Jewish.
I remember when conservatives used to say outright that global warming is a hoax (which is true).
Now they have rolled that back, like they roll back everything else, and they just say it’s not really as serious as leftists claim.
It’s kinda like when Charlie Kirk said that it was fine to be a tranny but you can’t be non-binary.
"Conservative" Charlie Kirk:
"Okay, there's two genders. Now can someone who might be born as a man choose to be a woman? Yes. There's two genders, pick one."
— The Columbia Bugle 🇺🇸 (@ColumbiaBugle) November 2, 2019
I’m just so generally exhausted.
Climatology is a fake science, based on nothing. It was invented by the United Nations specifically to justify this mania. They’ve been proved wrong, over and over and over again.
This whole coronavirus hoax is going to morph straight into this global warming hoax.
The Club of Rome literally published that they invented the global warming hoax.
They are going to do “climate lockdowns.”
Who even are the people who believe this bullshit?
Has anyone ever met one of them?
Is it just women?