New Fake Vaccines for New Fake Variants Likely to Come Next Year, BioNTech CEO Says

Hurry up and get ready to wait for the new vaccine for the new variant during the new lockdown.

Obviously, being that the coronavirus reinvents itself faster than David Bowie, by the time the new vaccine is released next year, it will quickly become useless as the next variant emerges, so we can do it all again next year.

This is how you save lives.

If you think this is stupid, then you’re actually just a dumb idiot who doesn’t understand science. When you say “okay, this has just gotten stupid now,” you reveal yourself as a person who is not smart enough to understand the science. It’s like that story of the emperor who got that special clothing that was invisible to homosexuals, and then that guy shouted out that he was naked, so the crowd beat him to death for being a faggot.

Science deniers are lucky they’re not getting beaten to death. But our patience is growing thin. The whole reason we have these variants is because unvaccinated people are getting the coronavirus in secret and it is using their bodies as a platform to design new variants which then spread to the vaccinated. This is common knowledge at this point, because it’s been so well established by science, so really the unvaxed are no different than a person using their body to release biological weapons into the public.


A new vaccine “tailored” to target probable future mutations of the Covid-19 coronavirus will likely be needed by the middle of 2022, according to the head of BioNTech, the biotechnology company that developed the Pfizer shot.

The German firm’s CEO, Uğur Şahin, told the Financial Times that Covid-19 variants such as the Delta strain were more contagious but could be tackled by booster shots of current vaccines.

However, he added that mutations would emerge that could slip past the body’s vaccine-acquired immune defenses.

“This year, [a different vaccine] is completely unneeded. But by mid next year, it could be a different situation,” Sahin said, adding that “tailored” versions of current vaccines would be needed to specifically target the new strains that emerge.

“This virus will stay, and the virus will further adapt,” he said.

We have no reason to assume that the next-generation virus will be easier to handle for the immune system than the existing generation. This is a continuous evolution, and that evolution has just started.”

Vaccination programs will feature two main streams by next year, Sahin predicted, with booster shots for those already inoculated and a continued campaign to get the vaccines to those who have had minimal access to them thus far.

Yes, coronavirus just keeps generating these new variants so that the vaccine manufacturers can create new vaccines to sell.

The common cold and flu viruses, on the other hand, have more professional ethics, because they continually refuse to engage in this corrupt behavior that enriches pharmaceutical companies. Humans have been living in cities for how many millennia now? Yet the heroic common flu refused to mutate into a deadly variant.

But it is what it is, and you have to deal with this corrupt coronavirus by isolating yourself, using the warmth and humidity of your breath to turn a piece of cloth into a petri dish, and constantly absorbing chemicals that induce faggot tendencies every time you “wash” yourself.

Something something the hospitals, something something overwhelmed.