July 9, 2015
A black woman who is owed a living by every single White person in America has been arrested after allegedly dialling 911 to complain about the quality of the Chinese food she ordered.
The Daily Mail reports Tracey McCloud, 44, collected her chink repast from the Main Moon Restaurant in Alliance, Ohio, but her highly developed epicurean senses detected less than perfection in the meal.
In classic sheboon-in-restaurant style, McCloud chimped-out at the staff and demanded a refund. Put another way, she was hoping to scam a free feed.
The subsequent refusal sent McCloud into a post-slavery fury. With every vein straining to bust out Hulk-like through her black skin, she did the only thing that could be expected of a dumb Negro, she called 911.
Now, this is far from the first time that a black person has reached out to the emergency services when feeling slighted over fast food. In fact, it’s racist of 911 NOT to have a special department that deals exclusively with Negros wishing to protest about their take out eats.
When the operator received the call around 4:30pm she inquired after the nature of the emergency. McCloud told her that she had ordered some food from the Main Mood Restaurant but “it wasn’t up to par for me.”
As people in real emergencies were prevented from being connected and died ’cos she was blocking the line, McCould unleashed a Tsunami of grievances against the restaurant. She explained how she was given substandard food and had asked for a refund, but was denied.
According to tapes of the conversation, she complained, “I asked to get my money back and they acting (sic) like they don’t understand me and they took my food.”
Sadly, the 911 operator had received no diversity sensitivity training, and coldly replied, “This is why you called 911?”
By this stage, McCloud was remembering a scene in Django Unchained. Like any Negro pitted with a problem more complex than crossing a busy street, violence seemed like the only viable solution. The audio recording reveals that she cried, “What am I supposed to do? Jump over the thing and beat ’em up and get my money back?”
The dispatcher, who was female and had little understanding of the hominid dinduadis species, responded, “No”. She then lectured the aggrieved she-groid on the proper usage of the “life-threatening emergency” line before sending police out to deal with her.
In an injustice on par with slavery itself, McCloud has been charged with the misdemeanor offense of misuse of 911.
Very likely there’ll be mass riots and Whites will get the blame.