February 5, 2020
The State of the Union sucked and I hated it.
The senile old bat Nancy Pelosi actually did something funny by tearing up her copy of the speech right on stage.
— RT (@RT_com) February 5, 2020
Honestly, I don’t even really understand what that was supposed to communicate, other than “screw this to heck, bitch.”
It doesn’t make much sense, because most of the speech was stuff that Pelosi would agree with.
She’s big on overthrowing the government of Venezuela in order to replace it with a CIA puppet, for instance.
I’m sure she also supports “Mulatto Space Boy: The Boy Space Wonder Nigger.”
Trump sounded really messed up and senile during this speech, as if he’s experiencing some kind of serious neurological problems.
Many such cases.
In classic Trumpian “game show America” style, a woman in the audience was surprised by the return of her husband from the Middle East, where he was sent by Donald Trump to kill Moslems in the name of Israel. Trump said “COME ON DOWN!” and on down he came.
Trump later informed them that they’d won a car and a trip to Universal Studios in Orlando.
My favorite part of the speech was that the brown people decided to wear their native clothing.
The Pelosi rip came at the very end of the speech, when Trump closed with “the best is yet to come.”
As Pelosi was ripping, Trump turned to Mitch McConnell and said “hit it, Mitch,” and McConnell pulled out a guitar and – what do you know? – the curtain dropped and there was Bachman Turner Overdrive.
They began playing their hit 1974 song “You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet.”
During the intro, Trump said “and guess what? Check under your seats – you’re all going to Universal Studios in Orlando!”
Everyone then broke into dance to the classic hit.
Here’s that clip.