March 11, 2020
SIMPING IS KING SHIT CONFIRMED pic.twitter.com/B7kF1f6wfN
— Ching (@Hotline_Ching) March 10, 2020
A lot of people have been giving me crap for simping for neekolul, but the theory that simping for neekolul is bad has now been disproved.
Speaking to the issue of why people should simp for her, neekolul herself said:
I just can’t understand what’s wrong with like, worshiping a girl. There’s nothing wrong with that, okay? Girls deserve to be worshiped. … Simping isn’t bad. Simping is king shit, okay? You’re a king if you’re not afraid to simp.
So, there you have it.
Would she lie?
Would you ever distrust anything something this cute said?
Of course not.
You would have to be evil to believe that such a cute little small creature could ever say anything that wasn’t pure truthfulness.
That having been said, seeing neekolul speak normal American English might have just killed this whole thing for me. The only thing I ever wanted to hear her say was “ay papi, ay papi!”, and hearing her speak normal American English right now created some kind of uncanny valley for me.