NATO Uses Navalny Hoax to Roll Out Anti-Russian Military Agenda

What a cheap looking IKEA gavel. Cross. No respect, these people.

Wow, it sure is so convenient that Vladimir Putin poisoned this guy, so as NATO could once again roll out this agenda that they’ve been pushing for ever since Putin took office.

It almost makes you wonder if Putin is working for NATO, because he surely must have had their interests in the front of his mind when he decided to poison Alexi Navalny.

The Hill:

NATO on Friday called for the international community to respond to the attempted assassination of leading Russian opposition figure Alexei Navalny and said that Moscow must cooperate with an independent investigation.

NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg told a news conference that there is no doubt Navalny, a noted critic of Russian President Vladimir Putin, was poisoned last week in Siberia with the Soviet-era, military-grade chemical nerve agent Novichok. 

“The use of such a weapon is horrific. All allies today were united in condemning this attack,” Stoltenberg.

Navalny is now recovering in a German hospital.

Stoltenberg said that despite Navalny’s attack taking place on Russian soil, the attempt on his life is a violation of international law and requires an international response.

“This is not just an attack on an individual but on fundamental democratic rights. And it is a serious breach of international law which demands an international response,” he said.  

Stoltenberg said NATO allies are consulting on how to respond to the attack. In response to a similar poisoning attack in 2018 on the Russian double agent Sergei Skripal and his daughter Yulia in the English town of Salisbury, NATO expelled seven Russian diplomats from their mission at the allied organization.

There are currently 20 Russian diplomats serving at their mission at NATO, he said.

Stoltenberg also called on Russia to participate completely in an impartial, international investigation into the circumstances of the attempted assassination and find those responsible. He further said Russia must cooperate with the Organization for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons (OPCW) to turn over all information on the Novichok program.

“The Russian government must fully cooperate with the organization for the prohibition of chemical weapons on an impartial, international investigation, those responsible for this attack must be held accountable and brought to justice,” he said.

“We also call on Russia to provide complete disclosure of the Novichok program to the OPCW.”

Yeah, these people have a great record of investigating these things. I’m sure it will be totally honest, like when they investigated the Syrian gassings, which they legitimately found were completely real.

I guess the goyim are supposed to believe that when Putin decided to poison the opposition – which he did solely for the purpose of being mean – he never thought about how good it would be for the NATO agenda.

So, we’re supposed to believe he’s a bumbling moron.

Like a villain from a 1960s cartoon.

Meanwhile, he’s also a diabolical genius and the arch-nemesis of all of global democracy.

No one stops and asks: “wait, how can he be a bumbling moron and a diabolical genius?”

Or, if they do stop and ask that, they get banned from the internet and accused of being a Russian agent.

Joe Biden is now campaigning on starting a war with Russia to stop global meanness, by the way.

I’m just so very tired.