June 16, 2018
A spacefaring dyke has broken with the organization in a row over the patriarchal oppression by cisgendernormative heterpositive white male patriarchs, quitting in a storm of raging outrage because of Donald Trump and the Russians.
The United States’ most experienced spaceflyer is hanging up her wings.
Astronaut Peggy Whitson, who has spent more time in space than any other American, retired from NASA today (June 15), agency officials announced.
“Peggy Whitson is a testament to the American spirit,” NASA Administrator Jim Bridenstine said in a statement. “Her determination, strength of mind, character, and dedication to science, exploration, and discovery are an inspiration to NASA and America. We owe her a great debt for her service, and she will be missed. We thank her for her service to our agency and country.”
Iowa native Whitson, 58, earned a doctorate in biochemistry from Rice University in 1985. She went to work at NASA’s Johnson Space Center in Houston a year later, as a National Research Council Resident Research Associate.
Whitson filled several scientific posts at the agency over the next decade — including project scientist for the Shuttle-Mir Program and co-chair of the U.S.-Russian Mission Science Working Group — and was then chosen for the astronaut corps in 1996.
Whitson flew three missions aboard the International Space Station (ISS): Expedition 5 in 2002; Expedition 16 in 2008, during which she became the first female commander of the orbiting lab; and an extended stint from November 2016 through September 2017, which spanned Expeditions 50, 51 and 52. Whitson also commanded Expedition 51, becoming the first woman to lead an ISS mission twice.
During her career, Whitson racked up a total of 665 days in space — more than any other NASA astronaut, and a record for women worldwide. (A handful of male Soviet/Russian cosmonauts have spent more time in space, including Gennady Padalkin, who holds the world mark of 878 days.)
Oh okay so she’s just quitting for no reason.
In real news, however: the top astronaut at NASA is a butchdyke.
She probably is resigning because of Trump.
Did you know Obama appointed an African bushman as the head of NASA?
He actually did quit when Obama left office, apparently in some sort of political protest against Trump. Or maybe he just thought “them all be them white people come up in here, be see a nigga ain’t be doing that space shit on the correct trajectory.”
Trump replaced him with a white guy.
And then the Jew media said he was unqualified.
“This white male can’t possibly understand how to run a space program,” said the Jews. “Only Africans can run space-related projects.”
The funny thing is, this was like a year before Black Panther was even released.
So they weren’t citing that particular documentary film as evidence.
OH AND DID YOU KNOW…
The moon mission Trump talked about was canceled.
This was back in April.
NASA has canceled a mission to assay the resources that may be available to humans on the moon, even though President Donald Trump’s administration made it a priority to send humans back there, according to media reports.
The Resource Prospector mission would have sent a rover to the moon’s polar regions to learn about water and other deposits on and just beneath the lunar surface. Scientists have sent an open letter to new NASA Administrator Jim Bridenstine, urging him not to shut down the agency’s only current moon mission, which has already been in development for four years, according to a report by The Verge.
The Resource Prospector mission consisted of a lander and a solar-powered rover equipped with a drill. The rover would have scouted the lunar surface, digging up soil for analysis. Scientists know that water ice exists on the moon, but the Resource Prospector would have provided scientists with a more complete understanding of these deposits.
I never wrote about it. Because maybe I forgot. Or maybe I was just like “oh I don’t want to get into this conspiracy theory debate.”
But I mean, just between me and you dude, that moon landing shit… seems pretty fake to me.
I would like, never write that publicly on the Daily Stormer, but I mean – come on. That shit is silly.
And then they don’t have the resources to do in 2019 what they did in 1969?
The whole thing just seems like total bullshit to me. And I’m not a big conspiracy guy.
But I mean, have you seen the pictures of this thing that supposedly landed on the moon when most people in the country didn’t even have color TV yet?
The thing about conspiracy theories is that they have to have a reason for me to be able to believe them… and definitely in the middle of the cold war and the space race with the USSR they had a reason.
I mean, just if you read through the Wikipedia page on the conspiracy, you find stuff like this:
In 2002, NASA granted US$15,000 to James Oberg for a commission to write a point-by-point rebuttal of the hoax claims. However, NASA canceled the commission later that year, after complaints that the book would dignify the accusations.
Did you know they allegedly lost all of the data on how they did it, and that is one of the reasons that they say they can’t go back?
That they accidentally lost or wrote over the tapes?
I mean, come on.
Really, rather than some kind of massive conspiracy, it just seems like war propaganda that they are now trying to justify because it would be embarrassing to be like “lol sry.”
But you can’t even talk about it now without a bunch of spergs in the comments section saying that it means the earth is flat. So whatever. I won’t ever write about it on the Daily Stormer or talk about it publicly.
But just between me and you, yeah, shit seems like total bullshit to me.