Nancy Pelosi Says Mowing Grass Will Stop Illegal Aliens

Lee Rogers
Daily Stormer
February 23, 2018

During a recent interview, Nancy Pelosi said that illegal aliens could be stopped by mowing grass along the southern border. Her theory being that it would be easier to smuggle people through grass that has not been mowed versus grass that has been mowed.

Washington Free Beacon:

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D., Calif.) proposed “mowing the grass” along the southern border on Tuesday instead of securing the border with the wall.

Pelosi joined the Arizona Republic for an interview where she confessed she is not the “biggest advocate in Congress” for the construction of border wall, even if, in the words of the Republic‘s Ron Hansen, it could give “some insurance for the Dreamers.”

“Well, I’m not the wall’s biggest advocate in Congress,” Pelosi said. “But I do know that representatives in the House and senators in that body from the border wall areas have some serious objections to a wall, because they know how detrimental it can be to the community trade, to all of the other aspects of a border.”

The debate over immigration reform is expected to continue as the next deadline, March 23, approaches to pass a spending bill and avoid a government shutdown. Pelosi has been a staunch opponent of increasing border security in the form of President Donald Trump’s campaign promise to build a wall along the southern border.

The Democratic leader said that while Trump’s campaign promise to build a wall and have Mexico pay for it was “never going to happen,” she saw opportunity to discuss other security measures. Pelosi, for instance, advocated for “mowing the grass so people can’t be smuggled through the grass” along the southern border.

Sound logic from Pelosi.

All we need is to give the border patrol a fleet of lawnmowers and our problems on the southern border will quickly be solved. Just one call to John Deere will apparently solve all!

Forget $25 billion for a border wall. What we really need is $25 billion in lawnmowers to solve America’s illegal immigration problems. This will prevent smugglers from hiding people in grass.

And she’s right to oppose a border wall. Walls are ugly, mean spirited and they don’t work. The Jews over in Israel were complete retards to build that huge grotesque looking wall to keep the Palestinians out. They must feel embarrassed now knowing that they could have just bought a bunch of lawnmowers to secure their borders.

Hopefully Pelosi maintains her role as Minority Leader in the House of Representatives for a very long time. She has some really great ideas to fix the problems plaguing our nation.