Mitch McConnell’s House Vandalized Because He Stole All the Money and Gave It to Jews

Not Mitch!

Not the ol’ Mitchster!


Vandals lashed out at the leaders of the U.S. House and Senate over the holiday weekend, blighting their homes with graffiti and in one case a pig’s head as Congress failed to approve an increase in the amount of money being sent to individuals to help cope with the coronavirus pandemic.

Spray paint on Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell’s door in Kentucky on Saturday read, “WERES MY MONEY.” “MITCH KILLS THE POOR” was scrawled over a window. A profanity directed at the Republican senator was painted under the mailbox.

At House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s home in San Francisco, someone spray-painted graffiti and left a pig’s head and fake blood on New Year’s Day, police said. The vandalism was reported around 2 a.m. Friday, a police statement said, and a special investigations unit is trying to determine who did it.

KGO-TV reported that graffiti found on the garage door of the Democratic leader’s home included the phrases “$2K,” “Cancel rent!” and “We want everything,” apparently referencing Democratic lawmakers’ failed efforts to increase the coronavirus relief checks from $600 to $2000.

The news station says security cameras surround the three-story brick home in the tony Pacific Heights neighborhood.

McConnell released a statement on Saturday condemning the vandalism at his home in Louisville.

Mitch doesn’t kill the poor. Frankly, that’s part of the problem. I’ve been saying for years that the government should have a policy of killing poor people. Literally, there is no possible negative outcome of that kind of policy.

Literally: what is the argument against the government killing poor people?

It is the epitome of a win-win situation.

But I will say: “where’s my money” looks funny on Mitch’s door.

I hope Mitch goes down for this.

There is only one Mitch for me, and that is Mitch Billson.

Whatever happened to that guy?