Michigan: Patriots Rush the Government with Weapons, Demand Governor Cunt Knock It Off

Governor Cunt is a brutal bitch, and we are all simply pawns in her diabolical game of checkers against this virus. The name of that game is safety.

She came to earth with only two agendas in her scattered brain: to kick ass and keep everyone safe.

And she’s all out of asses.

Got an okay pair of tits though.

She even grew a spare pair of tits in her midriff. I’m sure she’s the darling of the orgies.

Growing a pair of backup tits in your abdominal area is the kind of brilliant female thinking that the patriarchy tried to suppress. Now that women are liberated, these great ideas are front and center, jiggling around in your face.

Most of all, everyone is much, much safer now that women are in control and we’re all locked up in our houses.

It will be a true shame if Lord Madam Cunt gets run out of town on a rail by an angry mob of people who don’t appreciate how safe she’s made them by locking them in their houses indefinitely.

NBC News:

Hundreds of people protested outside the Michigan Capitol building in Lansing on Thursday, with some pushing inside while the Legislature was debating an extension of Gov. Gretchen Whitmer’s state of emergency in response to the coronavirus pandemic.

Protesters held signs, waved American flags and even carried firearms, while some chanted “Let us in!” and “This is the people’s house, you cannot lock us out.” Others tried to get onto the House floor but were blocked by state police and sergeants-at-arms, according to NBC affiliate WDIV of Detroit.

A state police spokesman told NBC News that it is legal in Michigan to carry firearms as long as it’s done with lawful intent and the weapon is visible.

Michigan United for Liberty organized the protest, dubbed the American Patriot Rally, to call for the reopening of businesses.

State lawmakers, who are Republican-led in both chambers, on Thursday night declined to extend the state’s emergency declaration before it expired at midnight. Instead, they voted to bring a lawsuit to challenge Whitmer’s authority and actions to fight the coronavirus pandemic.

The Democratic governor quickly issued new orders stating that an emergency still exists, while also declaring new 28-day states of emergency and disaster.

“Republican lawmakers are putting their heads in the sand and putting more lives and livelihoods at risk, Whitmer said in a statement after the Legislature’s vote. “I’m not going to let that happen.”

Whitmer, who has faced fierce backlash for her strict stay-at-home mandate, extended the order earlier this month until May 15, but she eased some restrictions on public activities as the state’s coronavirus cases stabilize. Michigan, however, still has more than 40,000 cases and is one of the hardest-hit states.

The emergency declaration gives Whitmer authority to issue executive orders during a crisis; its extension is separate from that of the stay-at-home order.

As the protests moved indoors from the rainy steps of the Capitol, police took the temperatures of those entering the building using forehead thermometers, according to NBC affiliate WOOD of Grand Rapids.

It’s a safety riot!

Nah, it’s not a riot. It’s a pre-riot.

One female state senator was afraid the protesters were going to open fire on her. Or at least she claimed to be afraid of that.

Look at this cunt.

Why doesn’t the slut safety patrol go back to New York or California or wherever the hell it is they belong?

We do not want this tyrannical safety brutality in the Midwest. We are normal people. We are not a bunch of neurotic faggots who are scared of germs.

This was not a riot.

But riots are coming.

All kinds of riots are coming.

Food riots, lockdown riots, race riots. Pick your riot genre, and you’ve got it coming up.

The people are angry now just because they’re being locked in their houses and lost their jobs. Imagine how angry they’re going to be when they realize that there is no going back from this, and we’ve fallen into a permanent state of total poverty.