Media Jews Rush to Move Goalposts: “I Don’t Need the Mueller Report”

Pomidor Quixote
Daily Stormer
March 25, 2019

Eastern European Ashkenazi Jewess Rachel Medwedof (alias Rachel Maddow) burst into tears for her college-educated urban white female audience as it was revealed that the Mueller report does not indict anyone.

This statement is meaningless because the president cannot be indicted. The report could contain super-ultra-Pissgate levels of absurd accusations against the potato president and it would still not indict him because the president cannot be indicted.

Goyish media shills are turkey-faced and genuinely surprised that Robert Mueller did not arrest the President’s entire family. However, Media Jews recognize the potential need for damage control, and have begun quickly moving the goalposts to psychologically prepare their high estrogen soy audience to believe that Donald Trump is a traitor no matter what conclusions are drawn by a special investigation into his alleged treason.

They’re hedging their bets in real time.


Bill Maher: “Did the Democrats put too much trust in the Mueller report? Because, I don’t need a Mueller report to know he’s a traitor. I have a TV.”

Guest: “People are on their way to jail, have gone to jail, there’s probably a farming out of other investigations, but yes, if you have a TV or a twitter account you’ve already seen obstruction of justice…”

The disgusting and zit-like bulbous Jew and House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jerry Nadler went on CNN to argue the same point. He nearly popped as he repeatedly insisted that “we know there was collusion” and performed the amazing feat of Jewry of convincing CNN’s captive airport audience to believe in one day that the Mueller report that was shilled to them for two years was actually not important all along, so everything is fine — the orange man is still bad.


Jerry Nadler: “We know there was some collusion. We know that the president’s son and campaign manager were involved in a meeting with the Russians to receive… which they thought was to receive stolen information, information stolen by the Russians from the Democratic National Committee, as part of the Russian government attempt to help Trump in the election…”

This Jewish media spectacle has devolved from “Russians filmed McPresident watching hookers piss on bed” into “Russians trolled Facebook with bad memes” to “Russian national met with McPresidential team, did not put out intel, was told to bugger off” and before we wake up I think Donald Trump Russia will be the enemy because he dropped chlorine gas on terrorist children in Yemen.

It makes no sense for the Jews to impeach Trump. It would make him a martyr to his hardcore base. It’s better for them to control Trump’s family and staff through their money and vices, and let Trump build no wall, deport no wetbacks, and lose the next election. It would do more to demoralize goyish thoughts of nationalism for Trump to appear to fail without dramatic obstacles, as a result of his current obesity and aspartame-induced dementia.

Once he’s done delaying the inevitable, we can get back to the inevitable.

If we play things right, we could get the inevitable — plus one thousand dollars.