Ariana Returns to Manchester, Dedicates “Dick Bicycle” Song to Dead Kids [UPDATES]

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
June 7, 2017

Wow this shit is nuts.

Ariana went back to Manchester to play a “we’re not afraid” concert after the last concert got blown up by a Moslem.

Reuters:

U.S. pop star Ariana Grande, hardly a household name in Britain before a suicide bomber killed 22 people at her Manchester concert in May, has emerged as a national heroine there following an emotional televised benefit performance.

In the days following Grande’s sold-out show on Sunday, which raised some $3 million for a victims fund and became the UK’s most-watched TV broadcast of the year, Britons have embraced the 23-year-old singer. They have called for her to be formally honored by Queen Elizabeth and the city of Manchester.

At the One Love Manchester concert, Grande hugged a weeping schoolgirl as they performed her hit “My Everything” before a crowd of 55,000 people.

The concert served as a catharsis for many in Manchester and all of Britain, moving British tabloid journalist Piers Morgan to write Grande a lengthy public apology for doubting her courage.

“By coming back to Manchester so soon, shrugging off the latest attack in London, standing on that stage and performing with such raw emotion and power, you showed more guts, resilience, strength of character and ‘Blitz spirit’ than every sniveling, pathetic ISIS coward put together,” Morgan wrote in the Daily Mail.

Her tribute song to the dead at Manchester has the chorus “Wrist Icicle, Ride Dick Bicycle.”

srsly.

That is… a real thing.

“Wrist icicle” is when a girl gives a guy a handjob and the semen covers her wrist.

That is the tribute song she sang to memorialize the dead.

wtf are we even dealing with here?

We sure as fuck are not winning at reality.

That is most certain.

The media praised her for this. She is being called a hero.

They’re talking about how someone brought a baby to this and that it’s cute that it cried.

They’re saying she should get an award for this dick bicycle tribute thing.

But who even gives a shit at this point???

I personally do not.

WE JUST ONLY WANT A RACE WAR.

NOW.

UPDATE:

Here is Ariana – a humanitarian hero because her concert got blown up – saying the song is about getting sore from having too much sex.

Cosmopolitan:

In case you thought Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj’s new song “Side to Side” was just a catchy ode to SoulCycle, think again.

During an interview on the 2016 VMAs red carpet Sunday, Ariana spoke with MTV News reporter Gaby Wilson to clarify the song wasn’t about riding a stationary bike but instead about riding a stationary dick.

“That whole song is kind of about, you know, soreness — riding leading to soreness,” she not-so-subtly said. “‘Ride dick bicycle’ is the lyric, indeed.”

Here is the music video.

And the lyrics.

[Chorus: Ariana Grande & Nicki Minaj] I’ve been here all night, Ariana
I’ve been here all day, Nicki Minaj
And boy, got me walkin’ side to side, let them hoes know

[Verse 1: Ariana Grande] I’m talkin’ to ya
See you standing over there with your body
Feeling like I wanna rock with your body
And we don’t gotta think ’bout nothin’ (’bout nothin’)
I’m comin’ at ya
Cause I know you got a bad reputation
Doesn’t matter, ’cause you give me temptation
And we don’t gotta think ’bout nothin’ (’bout nothin’)

[Pre-Chorus: Ariana Grande] These friends keep talkin’ way too much
Say I should give you up
Can’t hear them, no, cause I…

[Chorus: Ariana Grande] I’ve been here all night
I’ve been here all day
And boy, got me walkin’ side to side
I’ve been here all night
I’ve been here all day
And boy, got me walkin’ side to side (side to side)

[Verse 2: Ariana Grande] Been tryna hide it
Baby, what’s it gonna hurt if they don’t know?
Makin’ everybody think that we solo
Just as long as you know you got me (you got me)
And boy I got ya
Cause tonight I’m making deals with the devil
And I know it’s gonna get me in trouble
Just as long as you know you got me

[Pre-Chorus: Ariana Grande] These friends keep talkin’ way too much
Say I should give you up
Can’t hear them, no, cause I…

[Chorus: Ariana Grande] I’ve been here all night
I’ve been here all day
And boy, got me walkin’ side to side (side to side)
I’ve been here all night (been here all night, baby)
I’ve been here all day (been here all day, baby)
And boy, got me walkin’ side to side (side to side)

[Refrain: Nicki Minaj] This the new style with the fresh type of flow
Wrist icicle, ride dick, bicycle
Come through yo, get you this type of blow
If you wanna Minaj, I got a tricycle

[Verse 3: Nicki Minaj] All these bitches’ flows is my mini-me
Body smoking, so they call me Young Nicki Chimney
Rappers in they feelings cause they feelin’ me
Uh, I-I give zero fucks and I got zero chill in me
Kissing me, copped the blue box that say Tiffany
Curry with the shot, just tell ’em to call me Stephanie
Gun pop and I make my gum pop
I’m the queen of rap, young Ariana run pop

[Pre-Chorus: Ariana Grande] These friends keep talkin’ way too much
Say I should give him up
Can’t hear them, no, cause I…

[Chorus: Ariana Grande] I’ve been here all night (been here all night, baby)
I’ve been here all day (been here all night, baby)
And boy, got me walkin’ side to side (side to side)
I’ve been here all night (been here all night, baby)
I’ve been here all day (been here all day, baby)
Boy, got me walkin’ side to side (side to side)

[Refrain: Nicki Minaj] This the new style with the fresh type of flow
Wrist icicle, ride dick bicycle
Come through yo, get you this type of blow
If you wanna Minaj, I got a tricycle

This is marketed to 8 to 14-year-olds.

These people can’t give a reason for why they don’t deserve to be blown up.

I certainly can’t think of a reason why they don’t deserve to be blown up.

So instead, it’s “we’re not really angry about this… but also we are not afraid.”

Speaking of Music for Children

When I was 11, Radiohead’s The Bends came out.

1995.

Twenty-two years ago.

I keep thinking of this song. For three days now, I have thought of this song.

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