You know what the world needs more of?
Nobody knows why exactly, but we all know we need more of them*.
A woman in Mali has given birth to nine babies – two more than doctors had detected inside her womb – according to the country’s health ministry, joining a small pantheon of mothers of nonuplets.
Halima Cisse, 25, had been expected to give birth to seven babies, according to ultrasounds conducted in Morocco and Mali that missed two of the siblings. All were delivered by caesarean section.
Damn it, Mahmud, I’m a doctor, not a mathematician!
The pregnancy of Cisse has fascinated the west African nation and attracted the attention of its leaders. When doctors in March said Cisse needed specialist care, the country’s transitional leader, Bah Ndaw, ordered that she be sent to Morocco, where she gave birth to five girls and four boys, according to Mali’s health ministry.
“The mother and babies are doing well so far,” Mali’s health minister, Fanta Siby, told Agence France-Presse, adding that she had been kept informed by the Malian doctor who accompanied Cisse to Morocco.
Doctors had been concerned about Cisse’s health, according to local press reports, as well as her babies’ chances of survival. Nonuplets are extremely rare. Medical complications in multiple births of this kind often mean that some of the babies do not survive.
I understand their concerns.
After all, these Syrian child refugees will one day pay Merkel’s pension.
*Editor’s Note: It’s because racist American cops are genociding them. It’s just basic statistics. If every black woman doesn’t produce a minimum of 17 children each, the world is going to run out of black people by 2100.
Wait, no, sorry – that’s white people. Yeah, I don’t know why the world needs 4 billion blacks. I guess so they can demand justice for black people? If there were not any blacks, no one would be demanding justice for them. Except white women.