Mad Shih Tzu Mattis Claims to be the Meryl Streep of Generals

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
October 18, 2019

Donald Trump has this terrible habit of hiring people who hate him, firing them when he becomes tired of being hated, then watching these people go on tours attacking him with virulent hatred.

Maddog Mattis doing this is kind of funny though because he’s an out of touch elderly homosexual.

The Hill:

Former Defense secretary James Mattis responded to the President Trump calling him “the world’s most overrated general” during a meeting with Congressional leaders Wednesday. 

At the Al Smith Memorial Foundation dinner on Thursday, Mattis opened his speech with a caustic blow about his deferment from the military during the Vietnam War.

“I earned my spurs on the battlefield; Donald Trump earned his spurs from the doctor” he said.

I think he’s talking about an STD, though I’m not sure.

The general continued on with more Trump references, stating, “I’m not just an overrated general. I’m the greatest, the world’s most overrated,” Mattis was the keynote speaker at the 74th annual event.

“I’m honored to be considered that by Donald Trump because he also called Meryl Streep an overrated actress. So I guess I’m the Meryl Streep of generals, and frankly that sounds pretty good to me,” Mattis continued.

Only a completely out of touch homosexual of his age would make such a joke.

Trump has called so many people “overrated,” that he has a litany of funnier and more self-aware jokes he could have made.

A younger homosexual – and maybe even a self-aware heterosexual – would have maybe called himself “the Miley Cyrus of Generals.”

But Mattis didn’t stop there with his jabs at the president.

“And you do have to admit that between me and Meryl, at least we’ve had some victories,” he joked.

And that followup would have worked 100x better with Miley as the joke.

Really, a poor showing by the fruitcake Mattis.

It goes without saying that if he really was this “above it all” apolitical military genius, he wouldn’t be going on a “orange man hurt my feelings” tour anyway.

You’d think at his age maybe he’d be thinking “perhaps I’d prefer if my personal legacy was a little less petty and gay.”

But no.

Even a 70-year-old faggot is still a QUEEN.

But again: if he’d been a little more self-aware, he could have given this speech in drag, and even I would have been like “L-O-L.”

You’d think one of his young twinks could have said “uh, Maddog baby, we need to spice this up a bit, em-kay?”

I mean, imagine this picture of him standing next to Chuck Schumer if he was in full Rupaul regalia:

But no.

Not even this gay shit can ever be funny.