May 28, 2016
After the harsh words by Savior Trump, the staff of Huffington Post was on suicide watch. But they found the strength to live on an produce another insipid article.
The Glorious Leader, in his infinite wisdom and mercy, has elected to simply ignore the perfidious communist agitators at the Huffington Post. This is in stark contrast to his normal policy of crushing all his enemies like they rightfully deserve. Instead of gratitude, however, the filthy kikes dare voice complaints.
Tsk tsk tsk… Some are truly beyond redemption…
Donald Trump attempted on Thursday to dismiss a story published in The Huffington Post by claiming that he doesn’t read the website.
“I don’t read The Huffington Post,” Trump said. “I don’t think they cover politics. Do they cover politics?”
We do, in fact. And there’s ample evidence that Trump does indeed read our coverage.
Truly, the God Emperor’s magnanimity knows no bounds. Judging the Huffington Post to be too insignificant to merit his wrath, he glosses them over as a lion ignores ants impudently stepping into his territory.
But then the hilarious part begins. The hardcore autists who somehow landed jobs as reporters proceed to obsessively investigate the Donald’s tweet history to find “evidence” that he actually read their rag.
Here’s a photo of the real estate mogul reading a HuffPost article on his plane earlier this year:
— Janie Velencia (@JanieVelencia) February 2, 2016
Here are numerous examples of Trump tweeting out links to HuffPost articles:
Via Huffington Post "Congrats, America! Donald Trump Is Now A 2016 Presidential Front-runner" http://t.co/X1YYz7x002 by Igor Bobic
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 2, 2015
These smacktards are literally looking around frantically to disprove a joking, off-hand comment by the GL. Obsession with minutia and detail, and a tendency to understand all speech literally: that’s textbook autism, my friends. Anyone with their heads screwed on straight would have understood Trump was just speaking metaphorically to express his contempt for the publication. But not them… How embarrassing.
What’s next, Sherlock?
Trump was such a big fan of the website a few years ago that he even dropped HuffPost reporter Sam Stein a personal note.
Trump not only reads us. He prints us out, writes notes and mails us his thoughts. pic.twitter.com/CnjsSdDDwH
— Sam Stein (@samsteinhp) May 26, 2016
Editor’s note: Donald Trump regularly incites political violence and is a serial liar, rampant xenophobe, racist, misogynist and birther who has repeatedly pledged to ban all Muslims — 1.6 billion members of an entire religion — from entering the U.S.
“Notice me, Trump Sempai… N-not that I like you or anything! Baka!”
One of the surprising but hilarious facts that have emerged in the past year is the left’s total inability to grasp our lulzy memes and banter. Time and time again, they humiliate themselves by showing how clueless they are. In this case, the Huffington Post’s careful investigation has revealed, and proven beyond the shadow of a doubt, that Donald Trump is manipulating these retards with masterful ease.
The opportunities for trolling will only multiply, brothers! Let us raid them, pillage their virtual bases until they capitulate unconditionally.