September 26, 2016
The day has finally come.
The forces of light shall face off against the forces of darkness and evil in the first of three rounds of MORTAL KOMBAT to determine the fate of the human race.
This will be the most viewed political event in the history of the world.
And it will probably not be surpassed by any event in the future, as we are going to do away with Democracy after Trump takes the throne so it won’t really be that important any more. Politics will just be a bunch of EXQUISITELY-DRESSED WHITE MALE GENIUSES sitting around having SUPER IMPORTANT CONVERSATIONS rather than any sort of MORTAL KOMBAT.
Tonight, by simply watching this event, you are taking part in history.
We know now that KEK is real. He is watching over us and he is listening to our memes. Our Memes please him. The more you meme, the more powerful the GOD EMPEROR becomes, and the weaker our ABOMINABLE ADVERSARY.
If OUR MIGHTY LORD wills it, she may actually literally collapse and die in the arena tonight.
So put all of your spiritual energy into your memes and shitposting in this LIVE THREAD!
As a special treat for you, and a focal point for your spiritual energies, we’ve got a very special pre-debate version of The Daily Shoah.
They’ll go until the debate starts, then start up again after the end for a post-debate wrap-up.
I will be going on the second thing, at 10:30ish EST (2:30 GMT, for all you Britbros and Eurobros staying up all night long).
(Pretty sure it will be the same stream as above, just turned back on again, but I’m not sure that’s possible. If it’s a different stream, I’ll update you.)
It’s all HAPPENING NOW!