June 12, 2018
How is this not an act of war?
How is it that these South Koreans can bomb America relentlessly, over a period of years, and get away with it with total impunity?
They sell us these booby-trapped phones, charging us a fortune, and then just blow us the hell up at their convenience.
A woman from Detroit said her Samsung phones caught fire and destroyed her car.
I’m sure it’s a “total accident.”
The woman told ABC 7 that a Samsung Galaxy S4 and a Galaxy S8 were in the car’s cupholder while she was driving on the morning of May 21, when one of them sparked and then caught fire. She pulled over and escaped as the car was swallowed by flames. She asked to remain anonymous, but reports from the Detroit Fire Department verified her claims, according to ABC 7.
South Korean terrorism won’t stop until we invade and occupy their country – fact.
The woman’s attorney, Gerald Thurswell, told ABC 7 that they contacted Samsung and the company sent a crew to examine the remains.
Presumably, Samsung’s engineers need to examine the wreckage so they can adjust the explosive yields in future versions of their phones, so as to maximize the damage.
Thurswell didn’t immediately respond to request for comment.
This wouldn’t be the first time a Samsung phone has exploded. The company recalled its Galaxy Note 7 twice last year because of batteries catching fire. The phone was even banned on flights. The Galaxy S4 and S8 aren’t currently on any recall list.
They ALL need to be put on the “recall list” – whatever that is. What I’m saying is, all Samsung phones need to be banned from the US.
Imagine if this guy’s dick would have been blown off.
How many victims will it take before our government takes action?
“We stand behind the quality and safety of the millions of Samsung phones in the US,” a Samsung representative said in an email statement. “We are eager to conduct a full investigation of this matter and until we are able to examine all of the evidence, it is impossible to determine the true cause of any incident.”
That’s like running someone over, repeatedly, and then saying “oh, it’s terrible, I’ll conduct a full investigation to get to the bottom of this accident.”
If these South Koreans won’t make non-exploding phones for us, we can just get other Koreans to do it. Kim Jong-Un is a total bro, and I’m sure that if these upcoming talks go well, we could work out a deal where he could supply us with all the Korean phones we ever need.
Hey – it could happen.
But wow. If you can’t buy new Apple phones, because they suck, and you can’t buy Samsung phones, because they explode, what are we supposed to get? Chink phones?
This is a disaster.