Kim Jong-Un Totally in a Coma for Sure This Time

The New York Post is going to announce every 3 months that Kim Jong-Un is in critical condition in the hospital.

Eventually, it will be true.

New York Post:

North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has fallen into a coma, a former South Korean official is claiming on the heels of reports that the northern leader has ceded over some of his power to his younger sister.

Chang Song-min, a former aide to late-South Korean president Kim Dae-jung, has alleged that the Hermit Kindom’s honcho has become seriously ill amid speculation about his limited public appearances this year, the Mirror reported.

“I assess him to be in a coma, but his life has not ended,” he told South Korean media.

The former aide added that the leader’s younger sister, Kim Yo Jong, was poised to help lead the country.

“A complete succession structure has not been formed, so Kim Yo-jong is being brought to the fore as the vacuum cannot be maintained for a prolonged period,” he said.

His claims come after South Korean spies revealed that the 33-year-old sibling now serves as his “de facto second-in-command,” though she has not been designated his successor.

I doubt it’s true this time.

But hey – who the hell knows, right?

He’s not really very healthy, judging by the looks of him. Though I’m sure he is taken good care of, I do keep telling him to lose weight. His dad was not overweight.