December 4, 2019
Some have called Kamala Harris “a vile ladycop on a sick mission,” while others have pointed out that “she is not even a real nigger.”
But there is one thing that everyone agrees on: she is a very, very nasty mommy.
Blacks and whites have come together in a staggeringly graceful “not my mommy” campaign against this horrible swamp wench.
Kamala Harris is ending her presidential campaign after months of failing to lift her candidacy from the bottom of the field — a premature departure for a California senator once heralded as a top-tier contender for the nomination.
Harris told aides of her intentions in an all-staff call on Tuesday, and a person familiar with the conversation said she sounded distraught. While Harris had qualified for the December debate in her home state later this month, she was running dangerously low on cash — lacking the resources to air TV ads in Iowa — and her staff was gripped by long-running internal turmoil.
Still, the news came as a shock to some of her biggest supporters. Just as Harris was announcing the news internally, a super PAC had cleared more than $1 million in TV ads in Iowa to boost her struggling campaign. The ad, which argued she was the best-equipped candidate to take on President Donald Trump, was canceled.
“Eleven months ago at the launch of our campaign in Oakland I told you all: ‘I am not perfect.’ But I will always speak with decency and moral clarity and treat all people with dignity and respect. I will lead with integrity. I will speak the truth. And that’s what I have tried to do every day of this campaign. So here’s the truth today,” Harris wrote in a note to supporters.
“I’ve taken stock and looked at this from every angle, and over the last few days have come to one of the hardest decisions of my life. My campaign for president simply doesn’t have the financial resources we need to continue.”
It was her supporters’ fault, says she!
They didn’t give her enough money!
This bitch is like Jaws!
It’s always someone else’s fault with these bad mommies. Never the mommy.
The mommy is as innocent as Snow White, even if her skin literally makes it look like she slipped on a banana and plunged face down in a bucket of diarrhea.
Kamala was kind of like the Jeb Bush of the Democrats. Only instead of being like your neighbor’s retarded son who comes over to your house to pet your dog, but the dog doesn’t like it and bites him, and then he starts crying and won’t leave, she was a brutal mommy, similar to the shark in Jaws.
But both got all the donor money, both were hyped up as the next big presidential loser, both never became that loser.
Unfortunately, Kamala’s numbers were so low this isn’t even likely to affect the rest of the graph.
She was polling between 3% and 4%. At time of writing, Real Clear Politics has her at 3.4%.
And that support will likely be spread across a number of candidates.
I don’t actually know who her base was. If you’re so outside of the loop in terms of knowing who candidates are and having any idea what is even going on, why would you not just say “Biden” when asked?
This 3.4% must specifically not like Biden, probably because he’s a white male. I don’t know what else there is to like about Mommy Kamala, other than her skin color and alleged vagina. She is just a totally manufactured shill for the whole establishment, obviously hellbent on power for the sake of being able to dominate and punish others.
So the 3.4% isn’t going to Biden or Bloomberg, even though they’re the other unabashed shill candidates. Maybe mommy Liz will bounce back up over Bernie Sanders again.