Justin Trudeau’s Wife Tests Positive for Corona!

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
March 13, 2020

Trudeau thought that a beard would protect him from the virus. Might be so. But his beard won’t protect his beard.

Oh no!

Not Justin!

National Post:

The prime minister’s wife, Sophie Grégoire Trudeau, has tested positive for the novel coronavirus and will remain in isolation, his office said Thursday.

“She is feeling well, is taking all the recommended precautions and her symptoms remain mild,” the Prime Minister’s Office said in a statement.

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau “is in good health with no symptoms,” the PMO said, adding that he will follow the advice of doctors and stay in isolation for 14 days. He will not be tested because he has no symptoms.

Grégoire Trudeau thanked people who have reached out to her.

“Although I’m experiencing uncomfortable symptoms of the virus, I will be back on my feet soon,” she said in a statement.

“Being in quarantine at home is nothing compared to other Canadian families who might be going through this and for those facing more serious health concerns.”

I don’t think there is any way that his wife can have it and he not.

Even if they are in a loveless marriage because he is gay, and are not involved in kissing or eye-ball licking, they still live together and are always breathing each other’s air.

I can’t imagine Justin and his wife ever being this intimate.

But don’t get your hopes up.

Trudeau is only 49.

Even though there is a low chance of death, however, it is still funny that he has the virus.

And it sure is strange that all of these famous people are getting it, while they are telling us that the infection rate is still low.

Merkel is probably right.

Speaking of Merkel, she is 65 and obese. So she might well get taken down.

Most politicians are older than Trudeau, and many are obese, so it is a good bet that our enemies will begin dropping like flies.