Justin Bieber Challenges Tom Cruise to MMA Fight, Conor McGregor Wants to Host It

Pomidor Quixote
Daily Stormer
June 11, 2019

Backup here and here in case he deletes the tweet.

This is a totally unexpected but totally welcomed development that made me realize that I really want to see Tom Cruise wrestling Justin Bieber into submission.

Business Insider:

Justin Bieber started a whirlwind of confusion on Sunday night when he tweeted his desire to fight Tom Cruise in the UFC octagon.

“I wanna challenge Tom Cruise to a fight in the octagon,” Bieber wrote. “Tom if you dont take this fight your scared and you will never live it down.”

Bieber tagged the UFC’s president, Dana White, asking if he’d be willing to put on the fight.

On Twitter, fans didn’t know what to make of Bieber’s challenge.

Some thought his account got hacked, others thought he was just having a laugh, and more still simply wanted to correct Bieber’s grammar.

But many seemed to agree that Cruise, who is 31 years Bieber’s senior, was an odd man to challenge with such vigor.

While fans were confused by Bieber’s bizarre proposal, the UFC star Conor McGregor was quick to volunteer his services to jump onto the celebrity fight card, saying that he’d challenge Mark Wahlberg to a bout on the same night.

He also offered to host Justin Bieber and Tom Cruise’s fight.

This may be how Conor McGregor redeems himself after letting a nigger publicly humiliate him for money. Hosting a fight between Justin Bieber and Tom Cruise is enough fix that.

To make everything even better, we have to make this into a Mortal Kombat kind of scenario.

All fights should be to the death and the Mortal Kombat theme will play every time the fighters arrive at the octagon.

This really would make the world a better place, which is what Justin wants. His Twitter profile bio is literally “Let’s make the world better.”

Tom Cruise has always kept himself fit all throughout his life and loves to do his own stunts while filming.

Justina, on the other hand, has wide child-bearing hips, bloating, and ugly tattoos.

She also has anterior pelvic tilt, which signals weak muscles and little mobility.

But she has youth… kinda.

It doesn’t really matter if these upcoming Mortal Kombat celebrity fights are fair or not. What matters is that now that the idea is out there, the fights should happen.

Even if they attempt to resist or bury this idea, we won’t forget that it was on the table at least for a moment.

There is no stopping the real-life Celebrity Deathmatch now.