March 31, 2020
Do you think Joe Biden can shave himself? I imagine he would forget where he was and what he was doing.
I’m thinking that he already needs heavy assistance with the very most basic tasks, and probably at least occasionally has to have someone help him shower, because his people are worried he’ll drown.
This Joe Biden comedy fiasco, this whole idea of running a blatantly senile man for president, is almost as funny as calling the flu a deadly pandemic and shutting down the entire world.
Doing heavily edited podcasts is a good solution to the fact that he forgets where he is during interviews. When he’s president, he can just release podcasts instead of giving speeches. We’re all permanently locked in our houses forever now, and people are itching for more podcast content to consume.
And “Here’s the Deal” is the best possible name for the show. Because senile or not, Joe Biden is a really cool cat. I especially like when women come to see him speak and he degrades their physical appearance. It’s alpha.
Democratic frontrunner Joe Biden has launched a podcast, attempting to reassure voters by channeling FDR’s WW2-era Fireside Chats but failing to distract from sexual assault allegations and concerns about his mental state.
The show, called “Here’s the Deal,” debuted on Monday with a sit-down with Obama administration “Ebola czar” and venture capitalist Ron Klain, whom Biden (jokingly?) called an “old friend of the show.” Perhaps tellingly for the candidate, who has staunchly refused to participate in a final primary debate with Democratic Socialist challenger Bernie Sanders, the pre-recorded, heavily-edited podcast clocked in at under 22 minutes.
Not a joke, folks, we just launched our new podcast. It’s called "Here's the Deal." For our first episode, I sat down with Ron Klain, former White House Ebola Response Coordinator, for a discussion on COVID-19.
Listen at https://t.co/t11Fa0TZjc or wherever you get your podcasts.
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) March 30, 2020
Biden’s campaign laid it on thick in their publicity materials, promising that the show “provides a voice of clarity during uncertain times.” The podcast itself was unremarkable – reassuring platitudes (“I have overwhelming faith in the American people”) bookended promises of competent crisis management. There were gentle criticisms of the Trump administration’s response to the epidemic, and the package was marred by barely any of the stumbles that have come to characterize Biden’s public appearances. But the reactions on social media were intense.
People didn’t think it was as good as I thought it was. I’m just joking, I didn’t listen. No one listened. Can you even imagine someone listening to this?
Here’s the Deal, Joe Biden is a rapist with dementia and while Democrats and media might want to ignore it, Trump and the GOP will not. The entire general will be about Biden’s rape accusation and cognitive decline. Good luck winning with such a flawed candidate, losers.
— ? Isaac, corn teened commie (@drrtbag) March 30, 2020
Look fat here's the deal. Vote for Rape I mean Joe 3 0 3 3 0 to help me in this shaboodle.
— The Other Biden – Satire (@OtherJoeBiden) March 28, 2020
the joe biden presidency in one podcast ep pic.twitter.com/4N45S4k16i
— vanessa a. bee (@Vanessa_ABee) March 30, 2020
— Guillotines For All Who Want It (@SocialistOnMain) March 30, 2020
— ? Goody Weaver #IBelieveTara ? (@goodyweaver) March 30, 2020
Joe Biden launches podcast—“Here’s the Deal”—to provide a “voice of clarity during uncertain times.”
— ?AЯI ?ᖉ∩ƨƨ!ɐu ᗷO⊥ ❌ (@ari_russian) March 30, 2020
lol biden creating a dark inversion of "Hear The Bern" with "Here's The Deal" makes a rambling podcast interviewing a venture capitalist in his first episode lmao https://t.co/ag2Dq6ikUU
— lipman talkshit (@acablart) March 30, 2020
Here’s the deal: If I were a highly paid political op trying to boost my candidate, and I wanted to start a podcast, I sure as hell wouldn’t name it something that has (at least!) 14 other podcasts by the exact same name.
How is Biden’s team so bad at this?! pic.twitter.com/SnOUtobIrj
— alternativefax (@turtlebeeheart) March 30, 2020
Hey, does anyone know what happened to Bernie Sanders?
Remember that guy?
Did he… die of Coronavirus?